Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 The Hail Mary (from Project Hail Mary which is an awesome book you should definitely read) pulls up and demands the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 The Rocinante beats it to the punch and takes the sandwich first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I take the Radiant Pillar BC1 from No Man’s Sky and steal the sandwich before opening the Galaxy map and warping to a new system. I leave a message saying “Can’t catch me now!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Being an absolutely wonderful gymnast (and also hiding in your freighter), I cartwheel over you and snatch the Sandwich out of your hands, immediately pole-vaulting into my Bosansta Sentinel VI from No Man's Sky, which has a longer range jump drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I grab my multitool and attempt to break into your ship by any means necessary. I need that sandwich. I shoot the cockpit until the shield is down then, blow open the hatch with the plasma launcher and grab the sandwich while my cloaking device is active. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 You may be invisible, but the Sandwich is not! With cat-like reflexes I snatch it back and go hide in an Atlas station node thing (those things are scary so don't go in). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Atlas and P-Body from portal 2 use portals to follow you and retrieve the sandwich and then return to me and give me the sandwich. I hide at the bottom of Aperture testing center. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I use combustible lemons to burn it down and take the sandwich from the ashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I throw a rock at you, causing you to drop the sandwich. The rock steals the sandwich and brings it back to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I wonder why an identical clone of me has appeared, then appeal to our shared interests to get it to bring the sandwich back to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 The clone becomes a spring, and bounces to me, giving me the sandwich, then it disappears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Jean Valjean uses his bread-related theft experience to steal the sandwich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 (edited) Alexander Hamilton writes many essays about sandwiches that convince him to hand it over. Edited March 7 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 still a kandra i absorb both the papers and the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I summon my orchestra ensemble “The Bread Thieves” and we steal the sandwich. (We steal both of RoyalBeeMage’s spikes, then give them back as we run off with the sandwich) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I call my fellow theater kids to arms to retrieve the sandwich! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 My fellow roboticists and I build a robot to stealthily sneak past the theater kids and steal the sandwich! It fights off anyone who tries to steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I call my former cult The Band Kids to steal the sandwich, then leave them like I left them after 8th grade, then I keep my lifelong gang The Orchestra to guard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I use my years of being a Latin student to summon an eldritch entity to warp the sandwich into my hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I use my 3 years of Spanish to hire Dora to find it and then take it and move on since I’m not 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I also use MY Latin skills to call you names, then I take the sandwich and cast a perfect Latin spell and stick it in a box that can’t be opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 4 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: I also use MY Latin skills to call you names, then I take the sandwich and cast a perfect Latin spell and stick it in a box that can’t be opened. Furcifer! Fur! Ego tuam valde vitupero, quod tu es perfidus! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I smash the box rather than bothering with trying to open it and take back the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I throw the broken box at Lunamor, and grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I throw pocket sand in your face and take it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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