The Battle for the Sandwich

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emus were immortal.

The ground, unfortunately was not

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While everyone was turning this thread into TLT, Nerdy snuck in and stole the real sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

4 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

While everyone was turning this thread into TLT, Nerdy snuck in and stole the real sandwich.

The Emu remembered their old alliance with Nerdy.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

19 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

While everyone was turning this thread into TLT, Nerdy snuck in and stole the real sandwich.

Honor was stopping by, and snuck up behind Nerdy and grabbed the sandwich.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Unfortunately, Honor is dead, so I'm going to jump into the arena with a spear and steal the sandwich

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Soulbinder said:

Unfortunately, Honor is dead, so I'm going to jump into the arena with a spear and steal the sandwich

Your spear won't save you against me, who weilds the full force of one gemstone

[Canada Lover]

The Emu looked up. All of this for a silly sandwich. In the meanwhile, they had assembled all six infinity stones. They squawked, which activated them, as they were the gauntlet. Aeoryi watched as they began to fade away, along with half of the population.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu looked up. All of this for a silly sandwich. In the meanwhile, they had assembled all six infinity stones. They squawked, which activated them, as they were the gauntlet. Aeoryi watched as they began to fade away, along with half of the population.

Malfortune got the Emu, as he could not snap with the infinity gauntlet. Oh, and the Emu was immolated in a basic solution 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Fortunately, Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men! So Honor summoned an honorblade and fought Soulbinder for the sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

Malfortune got the Emu, as he could not snap with the infinity gauntlet. Oh, and the Emu was immolated in a basic solution 

Except the Emu cloned themselves and learned how to snap.

[PyroPhile]

Somebody ate a sandwich. Not the sandwich, but a sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

It was me. Having finished lunch, I took the sandwich back by guilt-tripping Nerdy into giving it to me.

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

It was me. Having finished lunch, I took the sandwich back by guilt-tripping Nerdy into giving it to me.

The Emu came across the person. The Emu was wondering if it could create an alliance and split the sandwich in two.

[Immortal Platypus]

"Nope! Rule number 2!"

[Aeoryi she/her]

19 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Nope! Rule number 2!"

The Emu got a burger instead 

[Canada Lover]

4 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

The Emu got a burger instead 

The Emu stared at it in disgust. What kind of sandwich was this? The Emu realized that it had wheat on it, and was very thankful as it ate the bread.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Stick summoned the ALL POWERFUL SHARDFORK   and stole the sandwich from whoever had  it and spiked them with the SHARDFORK!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

2 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Stick summoned the ALL POWERFUL SHARDFORK   and stole the sandwich from whoever had  it and spiked them with the SHARDFORK!

The Sand wizard traps Stick in an hourglass and steals the sandwich

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Lord Spirit said:

The Sand wizard traps Stick in an hourglass and steals the sandwich

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Stick breaks glass with SHARDFORK and runs after the sand wizard.

 

[Canada Lover]

13 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Stick summoned the ALL POWERFUL SHARDFORK   and stole the sandwich from whoever had  it and spiked them with the SHARDFORK!

Emu pulls out the SHARDSPORK! It was the most powerful item in existence!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

3 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Emu pulls out the SHARDSPORK! It was the most powerful item in existence!

*is shocked into silence*

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Stick summoned the ALL POWERFUL SHARDFORK   and stole the sandwich from whoever had  it and spiked them with the SHARDFORK!

Having gotten spiked with the Shardfork, I use it to eat a sandwich and then I steal the sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I grab the sandwich, stunning cacophony with a blow to the head from a large foam sword. I run away into the depths of the underworld.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Th-the-the Snail finds itself afraid.

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Th-the-the Snail finds itself afraid.

The Emu comforts the snail.