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  1. Now he is presented with a choice: Does he choose the blue tie, or the red tie...
  2. I feel you, I originally pictured Szeth as black. He just looked cooler that way.
  3. Seeing him there, he reminds me of someone very dear to me, My horse.
  4. Last-Strike: shoots shadow projectiles, can create climbing claws from his hands and feet, master of martial arts. Weakness: sushi Can he summon a giant sea turtle with four elephants on it's back who are holding up the world?
  5. This needs to be how he is defeated.
  6. Question about the Ghoully Guy, If his weakness is religious symbols, and Funtimes believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, could he be defeated by Funtimes throwing Spaghetti at him?
  7. The Stranger filled a needle with a silver liquid as he spoke to Xanas, "No need to initiate a Jump just yet, but have one prepared. Temporospatial movement can wreck havoc with ones eating habits." He turned to the test subject as he calibrated a strange handheld device with a sapling growing out of it. "Nothing, nothing at all. Anyway, now that you're somewhat cognizant, we need to discuss your immediate future. You have two options: One, we perform some ground-breaking science and remove the Essence Spike. Our analysis of the projected data assures us that you will survive, healthy, happy, and free of shardic influence. Relatively. Two, we leave it in there, and you can hang out with all of your "friends" while we study you. It might be unpleasant, but it would be..." A grin spread itself across his face and his eye shone as brightly as the spike sticking out of the other socket. "For Science."
  8. I now feel woefully underwhelmed by my workload...
  9. it would definitely explain all of the wanton murder and destruction. And why the gods are all jerks.
  10. Yeah! Finally got a post up! Spring break ROCKS. not only is there actual free time(which I had begin to doubt the existence of), but my roommates are gone for the break, which is possibly even better I've still got work, but work is better than calculus and my awful english class. So I feel like I should give a quick update, to explain my lack of participation. As I may have mentioned earlier in the year, I'm taking 16 units this semester, which are comprised of Microbiology, Chemistry, Calculus, and English Comp. While this would be quite a load on it's own, I also work 15-20 hours a week so I can make ends meet and not be homeless, which as Samuel Clemens once said, "Would be kind of a bummer." I'm also a youth leader at my church and on the worship team, so needless to say the concepts of free time and that strange thing which people call "sleep" are supremely foreign. So while I make sure to read everything, post can be difficult because I rarely have time to write what I judge to be a quality post, and I won't submit any other kind. Also, my roommates have the unfortunate habit of sex-iling me whenever they have their girlfriends over. I really do enjoy this community, and I'll keep doing my best to contribute as "regularly" as I can. Out of curiosity, what courses, if any, are y'all taking this semester?
  11. Dodgeball ran, his perpetual energy fueling his massacre of the guards. He ran, pouring molten lead into their ranks as he laughed. He was untouchable. Every now and then he would run out of ammunition, so he'd scavenge weapons from his fallen victims, choosing the prettiest ones. He cycled though machine guns, shotguns, grenades and rocket launchers. The destruction was like ambrosia, intoxicating in it's sweetness. And he couldn't get enough. He ran into a large auditorium and scanned the room, eagerly searching for new targets. There didn't appear to be anyone to shoot. Dodge turned to go. Then ducked as a felt the fireball shooting towards him. It exploded into the wall, right at head height. He spun around, just in time to see the second fireball coming towards him. He dove to the side, rolling and coming up sprinting. He stole a glance at where the toasty projectiles were coming from and saw his assailant. A girl, hands wreathed in flame, like a demon come to condemn his wretched soul. So naturally he shot at her. He opend up, spraying bullets from the machine gun he carried he dodged around and over rubble and debris, hardly giving them a thought. He jumped, juked, and jived as fireball after fireball soared towards him, only to fail on their lethal errand. Dodge shouted at the girl as he ran, "You can't TOUCH me!" He laughed wildly and threw a grenade, grabbing a new mag it the explosion rocked the room. It was indeed, a very good day.
  12. Hrm, hrm Yeah, that sounds like a cool idea, hrm hrm http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/13732-cosmere-university/#entry162928
  13. I choose the Shard of Mischievousness.
  14. The Stranger sighed. Sponsors. You put their endorsement on your product and they act like they own it. He walked into the room and clapped loudly, making the girls wince. "Alright, visiting time's over. Acolytes." The two acolytes subtly soothed Elsa to make her more compliant, then ushered her from the room. The Stranger sealed the door and turned to the workbench at the side of the room. He pulled a lever and it slid into the wall, then reemerged laden with miscellaneous devices and tools. He pulled a mechanical gauntlet on his left hand then turned to the subject with a grin. "Are you ready for some Science?"
  15. Dang, being a tan non-ponifier makes me feel so out of place. I blame my hispanic genes and lack of time to watch shows. I guess I'll just fall back on our mutual loathing of Nighthound, Quota and the rest.
  16. My native language is Rhythm, and I'm fluent in both dialects, music and dance. I'm also a fluent speaker of Mrm, the universal language of inarticulate grunts. I specialize in the Masculine dialect, though I can understand the Feminine dialect, just not as well. I can also speak Hgh?, the early morning dialect, and Shmshmg, the Eating dialect.
  17. Only if I get a several thousand point head-start, and even then I'm not confident in my chances.
  18. The next time Chaos overhauls the rep system, the final level will be King of the Kobolds.
  19. "Thanks to our disclaimer, he isn't obliged to answer that." The Stranger glanced at the test subject, noting that her seizing was growing more extreme. Meters and gauges on the wall were going wild, and a low warning klaxon began to sound. He turned back to Elsa, "Going in there might not be the best idea. Hows about you and the rest of our lovely guests wait in that room behind you, while we Denizens deal with this." He snapped his fingers and A group of figures wearing black lab coats entered silently from a concealed door behind a pillar. They wore featureless metal masks, etched with varying cryptic symbols, and each had a spike rammed through the forehead and out the back of the skull. They filed in silently and stood in between The Denizens and their guests. "Denizens, I'm going to need a Multi-Realm lock down. No signatures or energies of any kind will be permitted in or out of this facility. Once the Deadzone is active I'm going to need two of my extraction gauntlets, which can be found in any of our Recycling facilities, along with a full reclamation kit. And most importantly," He turned towards the Test Subject, "Remember to bring some cookies."
  20. Did someone say Titanoboa? My snakey-sense was tingling. I learned about the Titanoboa at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, where they had a life-sized model. I stood there as I gazed in awe upon a creature that dwarfed the anaconda and made the reticulated python seem laughable. A beast that spawned the word fear when it took it's first breath on this earth. An entirely real, gigantic, carnivorous monster. Needless to say, it was love at first sight. it's up there with Deinosuchus. If you don't know what that is, look it up and pray Lightwards never gets his hands on one.
  21. It's sad to see such a cool guy pass. Thanks Mr. Nemoy. I'm glad you were able to Live Long and Prosper.
  22. While I generally wouldn't resurrect a fossilized thread, I just had an awesome experience. I was privileged to collect some more shale on a trip and I brought it back with me to further excavate. I saved for a day when I could show my little homies (two of my "cousins", aged 7 and 5) the process. So this sunday after church, the boys and I met in the parking lot to do Science. I brought out the tools and we set to work. Within no time at all we had found several trilobites! Both boys found at least one, and I found around 3. I was able to free one completely from the rack which was awesome! The largest was three inches long! My little homies learned Science, I excavated fossils, it was a good day.
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