Fatebreaker

Hol' up a sec. Didn't she publicly side against us? Try and discredit us to potential customers on the intro thread? Not send a thank you note after our party? I'm skeptical of her loyalties...

Eyyyyyyy, we know that guy. Congratulations on surviving that geodiscombobulation that happened in your area. We were rooting for you.

Will they be available in the US? Cause if not I may just go through a Rending on the spot.

Hmph, airsick lowlander.

It's okay, we've all been there with at least one of Brandon's characters, be it Gangnah, Llarimar, Fhorkood, Graeo, or Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor.

University/College can be both Fantastic and Horrific. Things to look forward to: Adventures! New Friendships! Excitement! Starting a quasi-legal Racing League! (though that last one was just me, most people do that sorts of things) Things you'd do best to avoid: Rooming with stoners and alcoholics(not fun), taking math classes at 8 in the morning, getting busted by the cops for jamming out in an abandoned building with your mates(not that I'd know anything about that...) I've experienced both sides, and I can say it's awesome when it's the former, but it's not fun when it's the latter. Then again, that can be said of the rest of life too...

And cookies...

So you're saying Brandon is a cannibal?

*Surfaces from mountain of papers and equations and scantrons* Hgggggggghhhhhhhhhh... Finals...two more weeks till I'm free... Two LONG weeks... *Sinks down once more*

Would you prefer a scone? or a biscuit? or cheese? And I concur with Redbird, Warbreaker is a great place to start, followed by Mistborn. Welcome to the Madness

The amount of envy I feel right now... In other News, I'll ACTUALLY have that Astoria post up tonight, or else I'll, I'll, I'll try again!

Woah, I leave for a few days and everybody's talkin' about dying all over the place and constructing inheritence schemes. Everyone knows that you don't tell people who gets what, you leave an envelope to be opened after you're dead. That way your inheritors aren't poisoning every drink you order, or constructing elaborate death traps with pine logs and marmalade. Also, if I die, my characters are free for the taking, as long as they go on murderous rampages and kill LOTS of characters. On a completely random note, I just rewatched The Emperor's New Groove, and I have decided Kronk needs to become Epics in this rp. I have faith in y'alls abilities, make it happen. I have been working on a post for a while, but life just keeps, life-ing. Between school, being in a band, and trying to make enough money to stay in school, finding time to write a quality post is nigh impossible. So I work at it a piece at a time. It doesn't help that you guys fill the question threads at such an unbelievable rate.

The DA will deal with anyone who's interested. Even if we're slightly baffled by your very existence. What baked goods would you like to purchase?

The Stranger chuckled "Oh, that old thing? It worked perfectly. We now have small samples of your blood and tissue, as well as several of your fingerprints. So thanks for that. I instructed an acolyte to fill it will some goodies. One of those spikes is real, the other may have, unpleasant side effects. And the tissue could be from anything, and I mean anything. It was quite well done though, so I figured we'd throw you a bone and give you a Lurcher spike. Top marks for using a decoy. Anyway, this has been fun, but there's Science to be done." And with that he stepped into the shadows and ran face first into a wall. He rubbed his nose and muttered something under his breath about Denizens and their practical jokes then opened his lab coat as smoke exploded from within, obscuring everyone's vision. When the smoke finally cleared, the Stranger was gone.

The Stranger nodded in approval as the girl grabbed several of their decoy products and scurried off. He turned to his colleague "Excellent misdirection Voidus. That will give her something to do for a while. We seem to be going through a lot of decoys lately, haven't we?" He looked at the ruins of the jenga tower. "Have you tried the Zaraxian Helix structure? I find it works well for gaining height and stability in a proportional manner, but it tends to attract Gurgleschlurps, which always end messily. Or maybe add a Zinc spike to improve your form. Or Electrum if you're getting discouraged, I've had a new batch made recently."

The Stranger dropped from the ceiling and landed amidst a cloud of dust. "Yeah, about that. Those were actually soul-stamped scarecrows, with a bit of lightweaving thrown in for good measure. If you check that tissue sample again, you'll notice it's actually some fish which we used to stuff the scarecrows. Yeah, don't ask. Let's just say Acolyte Francis has a weird sense of humor. However, if anyone wants certain, hrm, materials, we're always willing to negotiate."

Prankster and Sandman are both somewhat insert characters. I act more like Prankster, but I look more like Sandman. Another insert character of mine is Jaime. Yes, the siamang. True story. Fade's up there, but no quite 80's. Man, egg eating chickens are the worst. We'd always have at least one. Dumbest birds alive I tell you. It is fun to watch them play football with a grub though. I have a healthy respect for cows, because I was part of a stampede one time. Yes, you heard that right. We were out on my grandpa's friend's ranch, feeding the cattle from the gator, a six-wheel drive utility vehicle. I was in the back, trowing out flakes of hay, when an ornery heifer raises her head and glimpses an entire bale of alfalfa in the bed with me. She lets out a MOO! and takes off after us. one or two cows join her, and the next thing you know there's an entire herd thundering towards us. I yelled for my dad to gun it and we took off, the cows close behind. They kept following us, when it occurred to me to get rid of the hay. So I opened the tailgate and pushed the bale out and the herd screeched to a stop and devoured their victim. It was rather intense for 10 year old me to handle, and I've never looked at a bovine the same way. I make sure I eat their kin so they are reminded of who's in charge. That and they're really tasty.

A soft whirring could be heard, and a small box with a propeller flew in and hovered in the air between them. A hatch on the front opened and a small gramophone extended from within. There was a moment of crackling white noise, then a voice came out, "Greetings Mortals. This is a public service announcement on behalf of the DA. All intrusions and trespassing into the Alleyways will be met with some unpleasant consequences. Consequences can include: Extreme Dismemberment, The Evisceration of your Eternal Soul, and a stern talking to from a fatherly figure. Yeah, you heard that right. A STERN talking to. You might even be sent to your room*, where you will rot until you're ready to apologize" "Thank you, and remember: The only Cookies for me are from the Dark Alley!"

We'll activate the temporal distortion fields. Anyone who get's caught in one instantly ages 500 years. So make sure you don't step on the wrong floor tile, or our janitor sloths will have to clean up annoying little piles of dust.

I see absolutely no reason why this couldn't still be a weakness. I'm down for this to happen. I still haven't had a chance to put Fade into action, and I spent a while working on his powers. Or Nighthound could meet his end and everyone could get on with things.

There are actually a surprising number of similarities now that I think about it. I too own a duster, am pretty good at stick fighting, and I can fit in almost anywhere I go, which is a very useful talent. I'm also generally the comedic one in whatever group I'm in. Hmm, no wonder he's one of my Top 3 Sanderson Characters...

Every now and then I look at Kobold's rep and think, "Dang, he joined 17th Shard at the same time as me..." My only consolation is that he has nearly 10x the posts I do, and my post to rep ratio is better, if only by 0.12 points per post...

I've managed to convince a group of teenagers I was from Scotland, which is kinda impressive seeing as I'm half Hispanic and have brown skin and black curly hair... I have a bowler hat! But my tophat is my favorite, beating out my fedora and my russian ushanka, even my hat made for me by the mermaids (true story). Yeah, I kinda have a thing for hats.