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For leaving the Alley
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My initial reaction after reading the title of this thread was, "There's no one like Brandon Sanderson. NO ONE." But if you want to read amazing fantasy, read Terry Pratchett. He's one of Brandon's favorite authors, and one of mine too. His story telling is excellent and his characters are, unforgettable...
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This would qualify as one of my worst nightmares... Careful, they're an endangered species.
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Hey now, we're not all that bad. Anyway, ignore the Philistine and have an upvote and a cookie.
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He's in the Dalles. He's part of the Slivers. He's not a major character, but I have plans for the group.
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Oh, this is awkward. I completely forgot I have a character in the Dalles named Reflection...
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Feel free to do whatever you want. I responded out of instinct. Haberdashery is a hobby of mine, and like all enthusiasts I am bothered when someone refers to something as something it's not out of ignorance or misconception. This also applies to dinosaurs, bladed weapons, reptiles, and sandwiches, all of which I take somewhat seriously. But unfortunately in this day and age, people don't appreciate the fine art of haberdashery like they used to. and so any dinky little hat with a brim on it is called a fedora, but they're NOT!!! So many kids, so many youths, so many adults make the same mistake!!! It drives me mad! MAD I Tell You!!! Then I tell myself to calm down and have a snack, which is almost always the solution to my problems.
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Cosmere Fanart - Sketches and Works-in-Progress
Fatebreaker replied to ExMachina's topic in Creator's Corner
You should really do one of Lopen. And Szeth. And Kelsier. and... -
Okay, then I will simply postpone 'splody time for the Ballooner. I will control my destructive tendencies and wait for a more climatic appropriate time. I'll have him approach the museum, watch his comrades get curb-stomped, decide discretion is the better part of valor, and take off to report what happened. Sound good?
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If Wes refers to his hat as a fedora, I shall despise him forever. Seriously people, those tiny brimmed caps are not fedoras! Indiana Jones wore a fedora! Frank Sinatra wore a fedora! Al Capone wore a fedora! whew, sorry about that, it's a sensitive subject. Welcome to Oregon True, it won't be very long-lasting or effective, given I've had to limit the amount of destruction I'm allowed to cause, but it would shake things up a bit. remind the MoNA things can go wrong, if only briefly. Plus crazy Lightwards is always fun. The downside to this plan is that it would require the Ballooner to use tactics, which would be quite of of character. But I'm glad you at least mildly don't despise this plan, it's a weighty compliment coming from you. But more seriously, would you prefer I didn't blow things up Edge? You sound pretty against the idea. For that matter, would everyone prefer if I didn't blow things up yet? I can wait for a better time for the Ballooner to go Michael Bay on everyone.
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Okay, perhaps he sends the zeppelin on ahead, which by the way could be camouflaged as I never specified the color, and he could approach the museum by a much smaller and less obvious balloon. Or perhaps they went really high, and he could skydive to the museum, go in through one of the rear windows, get chased by dinosaurs into the main hall, get shot, then explode things.
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People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley
Fatebreaker replied to Voidus's topic in The Alleyverse
Right this way my good sir. We have the finest selection of baked goods imaginable. Anything your stomach desires can be found within our walkways. Just sit in this chair and answer a few questions. 7) What kind of cookie would you like? 49) is there any special ingrediants you'd like added? M) are there any topings you'd like, such as sprinkles or frosting? 3) What consistency would you prefer? Soft and chewy or firm and crisp? %) What is your favorite color? -
I took the test and didn't understand it at first. Then someone showed me this and suddenly it made a lot more sense. For you curious folks I'm the same type as Deadpool, which makes A LOT of sense.
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...yeah, you got me. I've tried kicking the habit, but it's just so hard man. Every day I need my fix, or I start going through withdrawl. My throat gets dry, my voice starts getting hoarse, and I get light-headed. I've been trying alternatives, like cow-juice, Liquid Bread, and the blood of the oranges, but nothing seems to cut it...
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Is White Sands going to happen???
Fatebreaker replied to The Honor Spren's topic in Cosmere Discussion
If I email him for a copy of White Sands, am I allowed to print it out and lend it to a friend who doesn't have a computer and thus wouldn't be able to read it otherwise? Obviously selling it is illegal, but I wanted to make sure I won't bring down The Bandersnatch's Wrath upon my household. He might just retcon me... -
1)True, but the idea is that he would have made it to the landing or perhaps a large window while she was still under the museum, sending Schultz on ahead in the Zeppelin to prepare for a bombing run. 2) Derp. you got me 3) Who would be addressing the zeppelin though? The zeppelin would have made it to the museum during the fighting, not after, so most of the characters wee already engaged in some sort of fight. And Schultz is a good enough shot to take out a number of pterodactyls from a distance. They might raise an alarm, but it would probably take a second to register for all of the characters engaged in combat, which is all the Ballooner needs 4) as I said earlier he could go through a window.
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We of the DA can assist anyone who wishes to have this harmful chemical purged from their body. Our methods are quick and painless and we guarantee you'll remain dihydrogenmonoxide free! Yeah, we're doing pretty well on the de-dihydrogenmonoxidation. Yay droughts...
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What? How? I... NO You Don't Even Know What A Quesadilla IS?!?!?!? AUGH!!! A quesadilla in it's purest form is simply a tortilla with cheese on it folded in half and cooked untill the cheese melts. They are cheaply and easily made, and are quite tasty. You can add all sorts of pleasant additions, such as meat, guacamole(you know what that is don't you?), onions and more. YOU"VE NEVER HAD RAMEN!?!?!?!?!?! Are you sure you went to college? I've had to survive for days on that stuff. Fine, I'll ask a question: Favorite kind of Hat?
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True, he was initially part of the plan, but as far as they knew once Yorrick had been chosen he would've either sulked off or gone to participate in the Thought Town raid. His powers were seen as virtually useless, mostly because he failed to properly explain them and made a poor impression. No one expected him to go. So there'd be no reason for her to watch the skies specifically. General high alert is understandable, but otherwise it seems highly unlikely that they'd be on the lookout for him. Also he would've jumped out of the Zeppelin while she was still under the museum and floated/fallen quickly to the landing, which is all I need. He can spontaneously create hundreds of balloons anywhere within his line of sight and instantly fill them with any liquid or gas. This is actually a pretty dangerous ability, but he's an idiot who's not very creative. So once he's in the museum, feel free to destroy his zeppelin and kill Schultz, I can work with that. But I don't think getting him into the museum is unreasonable, and once he's in he can blow things up. Hit some support pillars, make holes in the floor, severely damage the local flora, etc.
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okay, so it looks like I won't get to blow everything up, which makes me a little sad, but I see y'alls point of view. So he'll blow the roof, toss Lightwards a splody-bloon, throw out a few random explosion balloons randomly, then explode himself with an explosion so large it'll remove the front doors ( I need to blow something up guys ).
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You'd be surprised... Also, maybe the ballooner manages to damage one engine which causes the museum to go into a slow descent
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I'm a half-breed, a mutt of mutts. I've got ethnicitites commin' outta my ears, some of them really random, including the Canary Islands. No one can ever tell where I'm from, being brown skinned with racially ambiguous facial features. I lived with a guy who thought I was fully black for nearly 6 months... The nice thing about it is I can be all things to all people. I'm a brutha when I'm with my black friends, a homie with my hispanic friends, and a really tan white guy with my white friends. Just kidding, I don't look white at all, despite it making up half of my genetic info. I had to convince my coworker that I was actually more Scottish than he was. Besides my abiguous race, I'm average height, average build, average weight. I blend in just about anywhere, which makes it easier when appropriating test subjects for Alley procedures. The one thing that makes me stick out is my Fro, which, not to brag, is kinda impressive. I plan to let it grow until it attacks somebody or tries to steal my keys, then I'll shave it and it'll grow back within a few months. It's kind of unstoppable. Great for holding spikes though.
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Sounds good. I won't destroy a main story location without everyone's go ahead. I was thinking the explosion was powerful enough to at least tear a large chunk out of the museum, or maybe bring it down. Nitroglycerin is pretty potent stuff, and I do love me some explosions. And since the Mad Ballooner will be dying, it'll be he biggest effort yet. I'm sure we can figure out solutions for folks to survive. Fade and Sandman could grab people and get them out alive. Sandman can teleport up to two people, and Fade could use is power to make someone nonexistent, thus making them immune to the explosion. PLus it'd give me a chance to write for their characters.
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So it looks like this is gonna happen. Most of the MEE will die, but I'm sure Voidus can replace them all in a heart beat by simply opening up to a few random encyclopedia pages for inspiration. The next issue to address is characters in the museum. Who all is there, who do you want to survive,who are we okay with killing off, and how will people survive this? Glad that Mommy has a ride. It occurred to me that she could still die by getting hit with chunks of falling museum, so slowly floating down is probably not the best option. also, Edge, I don't think MEE was planning on including the Mad Ballooner on the attack. Imagine him trying to convince Zip or Refill "So what is it you can do again?" "I can make Balloons vit mine mind!" ... "Unt mine friend can kontrol tape!" ... "Yeah, I think we'll go with yorrick on this one."
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Okay, I'm kinda liking the idea of the Ballooner exploding most of the museum, as long as mommy escapes. I don't wanna kill anyone's characters without their go ahead. But the image of the the Ballooner conjuring hundreds of balloons full of Nitroglycerin and setting a bunch of super powerful Epics on the warpath is too good to pass up. I could have the Ballooner show up on the landing, give Mommy a Balloon that would allow her to fall slowly to safety, and go inside. Then he'd be captured or mortally wounded, explode the main museum hall, and and go out with a bang. Maybe he'd even kill a character or two
