Fatebreaker

Greetings and Salutations! Here, have a complimentary Cookie and an Upvote As a herpetologist, I encourage increased reptilization.

Home of the Racially Profiled. It's just an Afro guys, can we not stop me on the street because of it? ...RAFO Sure you can even have him go into Quicksilver's office, which is not something that would normally happen, but this is a special occasion. You can probably end the post with something along the lines of "Busdriver, let's talk about, potential." You should receive the Alan tomorrow. As one of my favorite Disney characters says, "Be prepared." Edit: Arg, 900 posts, but I've still not quite managed the 2:1 rep to post ratio. 177 points off. In the words of Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much!"

Yes and yes Sorry if it takes me a bit, I've had an annoying week. Mild racism from police officers tends to irritate me, mostly because I can't arguewith someone who carries a gun.

No comment.

The day would have been spent testing Mistwraith's powers, then they'd head back to base. Quicksilver has plans for busdriver actually, to make him, useful.

So I was thinking that Quicksilver could either send some of the Slivers along with Mistwraith to deal with them, or he could just massacre them himself. Either way. Also, question for KbK, since you're the one who's resurrected the dinosaurs, would Dinosaurs have dreams?

Hey, I think I missed it in the question threads, but what's the deal with the Panda? are his hordes gone for good? Is he planning a return? Would anyone have any problems with Quicksilver sending them a message in the form of a Also planning a Sandman post. Geez, it's certainly been a while hasn't it? Also if you need a member of the MEE who's good at stirring up trouble, Dodgeball is always ready for action. ALWAYS, the kid never sleeps. Perpetual energy and all that.

Out of the buffet came a small gramophone which crackled with static briefly before playing a smooth song. It was shortly joined by a voice which sporadically crackled. "Well, that was easy... ahem, anyway the Dark Alley is abundantly pleased that you have chosen to enjoy one of our complimentary buffet platters. However we recommend that you don't ingest any zinc or go swimming for at least, oh, around 37.3 quantum minutes. Approximately. Also, don't go near any hermit crabs for like, three days. Once again, enjoy your consumables, and remember: the Only Cookies for me are from the Dark Alley! Aloha" The voice faded and the music continued to play it's slow, sweet melody.

It's quite all right, Denizens are entitled to their own interests and hobbies. The Alley remains watchful, and we've already got some acolytes establishing a presence in Kasitor. However we have been rather quiet lately, I've been in the lab so long I hadn't quite noticed. We should do something, special...

Ugh... why do I have to be so poor?

Nonsense Kipper, our starchy friend only needs, educating.

Have you thought about Joining the Dark Alley? You'd fit right in.

Two figures wandered down an empty street. One was a youth in a big coat that seemed to be more patch than coat, wearing a flatcap on top of his unruly dark curls. The other appeared to be a young child riding piggy-back. The child wore a hoodie that was far too large, it's hands hidden in the long sleeves and it's face in the large hood. As they moved down the empty sidewalk, they would glance at the buildings they passed. Every now and then the child would hop off the other's back and run over to a house, moving with surprising speed for one so young. It would look in the window, then rattle the door nob. More often than not it wouldn't open, but every now and then one would yield. Whenever this happened the child would make a sort of hooting noise and his companion would join him in entering the house. Moments later they would emerge, carrying perhaps a few items of food or clothing which would disappear into their coats. Then they would move along down the street. Eventually they reached a house with a bench in the front yard, so they stopped at sat down. Antonio pushed his hat back on his head and stretched, grinning at no one in particular. It was a good day for "Aquiring" as he called it, or burglary as other folks called it. The attack today had the town all in a panic, what with mutant pandas and rouge epics running around. Lots of people had evacuated, going to the city bunkers or their own personal emergency shelters, many of them in a hurry. Which meant people sometimes left their doors unlocked. Antonio wasn't above a little lock picking, but he was feeling lazy today and decided not to bother when there were so many open doors already waiting for him. He'd gotten a nice bit of foods and some new clothes to replace his heavily worn and faded ones. He rarely bothered stealing money or goods, because fencing items in this town was sparking near impossible thanks to Cap'n Crusty and his Guards. They'd string you up as soon as look at you. Suddenly, the child next to him tensed up and raised it's head, as if sniffing the air. Then it turned to Antonio has clapped it's hands together twice while hooting softly. Antonio chuckled and shook his head. "Ay, Jaime, no me digas tonterias. Why would anyone be coming? This part of town was evacuated, and the guards have move on to deal with the other attacks. We're fine, si?" He reached over and pushed the hood off of Jaime, revealing the primate within. The siamang hooted irritably, then clapped his hands together twice once more and pointed down the street. Antonio looked where Jaime was pointing and sighed. "Fine, so maybe someone is coming, should we scramble or should we jump him?" Jaime seemed to ponder the question, scratching his head idly. Then he looked up at Antonio and hooted, patting the back of his left hand. "Eh? You want to meet him? Por que why?" The siamang shrugged. Antonio shook his head. "Fine, have it your way. Maybe we meet him then jump him. Put your hood back on or you'll scare him. People ain't too keen on animales lately, what with them attacking the town and all." He chuckled and pulled Jaime's hood back up then stood and climbed a tree, hiding in the branches. They waited for a few minutes before a man came around the corner. Antonio sized him up, trying to get a feel for what this guy was all about. Gringo, not too big. A pretty boy, probably quite popular with the chicas. We could probably take him. Esse looks lost, rather disoriented. An easy mark if I've ever seen one... Antonio considered jumping the guy. put just as he was reaching into his pocket, Jaime threw a stick at his head. Antonio hissed in annoyance, but decided he would listen to Jaime, he had good instincts. He waited till the gringo was a few feet from the tree, then jumped down and landed right in front of him with a flourish of his coat and a grin that had a bit of mischief playing around it's edges. "Que passo my friend? What brings you to this part of town?"

Really quick, what time is it in the Dalles? Night, right? Just after third dinner, but before midnight snack?

Okay, 8 things: 1: never listen to the number 3: Are you sure about that? How do you know that I am not also Will? How do you know that your perception of your identity isn't a construct of propaganda, a falsified reality of misconceptions. How do you know that this isn't part of the plan to slowly shatter the world around you and make you question the very bones of your existence? How do you know that this short facade you call "your life" is not a sock puppet show, the actors speaking different languages and the script written by neurotic monotremes with speech impediments? Think about it. 0.5: I'll have you know Cryptics find me quite entertaining. 4.2: I've spoken with several cavemen and women and they all had perfect diction and syntax, and would quite possibly take offence at this statement. But they wouldn't make a big deal out of it, they're really quite gracious. 7: This is one of the oldest quotes someone has ever quoted me on. Over a year old. Alot of things have changed. I moved to a different plane of reality, I discovered a new donut joint, and I'm missing two more toes and one finger.

Greetings and Salutations of the most incomprehensible sort! We of the Dark Alley are always looking to expand our ventures, and your offer sounds quite promising. Expansion into new areas is always appreciated and partnerships often yield fruitful results. We will happily set up shop in your town, but we will need you to sign an agreement form and a liability waiver, as well as make a small, ahem, donation as a token of good faith. But once that's taken care of things will go swimmingly I'm sure. Benefits of a Partnership with the DA include and are not limited to the following: Job opportunities that lower unemployment levels A smaller likelihood of revolts or coups unless requested otherwise Almost no one will go hungry! Powerful Allies right in your neighbor hood ALL the time!

Welcome Gancho! Have fun partaking in the Madness. Here, Take a complimentary Upvote and Cookie. Favorite Secondary Character?

Yo Comatose, I was thinking about writing a Prankster post in the Dalles, and was wonderring if you'd want him to run into Brandon. Hi-jinks and Hilarity would most likely ensue.

I have personally invented five sports, including Ohmyface, Extreme Dodgeball, and Whirlirockin. Extreme dodgeball includes the use of bows and arrows. I've almost been pepper sprayed by a racist at a store here in California. And another time in a gas station Utah. I hold the world record for most 360's in a downhill racer across Flying Squirrel Ravine Bridge. I have been struck by lightning. 100% true story. Ask me about it if you're curious.

Quicksilver would start an Intergalactic Crime Empire. The Mad Ballooner would probably crash into something.

The University I attend used to be an insane asylum, with many of the buildings still in need of renovation. There's an old hospital style bed with restraints and an electric chair in the warehouse where I work. It's a cheery work environment.

Finally got the Mad Ballooner post up. Been really busy this week, working for the Special Olympics. I'll try and get a Reflection post up soon, maybe even a Quicksilver post. Is there anything I need to be aware of? I haven't read the Question in quite some time.