Fatebreaker

Huzzah! Congratulations, you've beaten natural selection! What a triumph! I vote it be named Revolution Nunya Bidness Blue von Voidus Jones III (the nunya bidness represents Sam's response when asked what she would name her child)

Purple suits or gameboys

Hemalurgy is so dangerous because you could make what I've taken to calling a Godborn. Full investiture access to all systems. This is the potential to very nearly transcend Shardhood, because there's no opposing Shard to balance your intent. With Hemalurgy anyone's anyone can become a supercharged Hoid. Hemalurgy is the ultimate danger to the Cosmere, but it is also it's greatest hope. With Hemalurgy the gods themselves can be defeated. So yes, I'd say the title of this thread is accurate. Regards, The DA

Warning! Temporospatial-chaos-sublimator malfunction, everyone please stand back and try to maintain a firm grip on your preconceived notions of the facade of reality The wearing of hats is advised. Thinking about consonants is not...

Hmm... Hmm... Hmmm.....

Next step: fridge magnets and t-shirts. Then propaganda posters, billboards, buses, etc.

Well, to be fair, I've no idea who chose the respond-ees, I was just asked some questions. But I see your point, this is a grievous injustice. Perhaps you could petition to add your responses to the list. Or get yourself nominated. You've my vote. But in regards to having Ostrich as your mortal enemy, I really must advise against it for practicality's sake. 1. Ostriches are really not arch enemy materiel, no matter their demeanor. I tried it out once, and it just felt lacking. I suggest a cassowary, they're much more villainous by half. 2. This will be seen as division within the Alley. And since the notions of separateness and togetherness are illusions, this reflects poorly on us. I cannot take sides, since sphere's don't have sides, only fears, but if you do truly seek to settle your perceived grudge, do so covertly. Ostrich, perhaps you could seek either to placate Kipper, or remorselessly crush him. Either one tends to end disputes. I suggest you two start a duel thread, but make sure that this conflict is seen as personal and not Alley business. Or we could start our own thread: Featured Denizens Then everyone would have a chance, and we could ask quality questions about research and experiences with transdimensional voidterrors

We make other goods besides cookies here, though our cookies are our trademarked specialty. However I understand the confusion, and while we agree that the nonhemalurgic alley is part of the Alley conglomerate entity, alley's don't belong to anyone. They simply are. And Kipper what's this nonsense about mortal enemies? A house divided cannot stand unless the proper support structures are in place. So let's hear your grievance.

Well, she blew up a bus in one of her earlier posts, so I'm thinkin' that's a yes...

Ostritch,I would like to remind you to kindly keep your methods to your Alley.

You may indeed. Take all you wish. We have baked goods of every assortment and variety. Please help yourself

Fade's snooping around somewhere

We have ALL the pastries you could EVER want. Please, just step right in here and begin your journey...

Hmm, we make a profit in most alleys. We of the DA even have two sponsorships from other guilds. Sooo... kinda beat you to it. Nice effort though. I am interested in that Alley tag you got on there though. Perhaps you could tell me how that happened.

Hmm, I might qualify Shatterblast as a high epic. And Event Horizon and Reflection will join them if things get out of control. And if need be, Quicksilver might offer some remote help.

He just wants all his hard work and villainy to be appreciated. He got a new ominous black trench coat and Vondra didn't even mention it. He tried reaching out with a torture-gram, but he still has received a response...

Well, let's look at this logically. Would you put money on a group of pandas armed with spears and bows, or epics with high level explosives and fully automated weapons? Plus, Blackhoof is right, Quicksilver has been around much longer. He destroyed a command post before the Panda ever showed up.

The Pandas won't be around much longer...

No need to apologize, you're doing wonderful work here. Keep it up, and continue to strive for Science!

Zorro! Er, Denth, most likely Denth. Adolin is up there, but he lacks the experience that Denth has. Dalinar might be his equal, when he had the Thrill. Or maybe it's Sarene...

Kobold, would you like Sandman to run into Lightwards in the museum or after he's descended?

Whoa whoa whoa, destroy all that is evil in the world? That sounds a little too close to something the Light Alley would say. Remember that evil is generally a matter of perspective, and that we of the DA have frequently labeled with that harsh term. We seek to understand science in it's entirety, not just hemalurgy. Nonhemalurgic doesn't mean you shouldn't ever do anything that could be possibly considered questionable, it simply means you carry tools other than spikes. Please remember, or primary initiative is Science.

You have no idea. One time I came back after a two week absense and there were 2 entirely new question threads...