Fatebreaker

The Lopen x5

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I doubt an aluminum spike would grant immunity to Shardic influence, as it's still direct hemalurgic-contact with the soul. In other words, no matter how you do it, soul-stapling will have side effects.

Welcome to the Madness Here, have the complimentary welcome upvote and free cookie. I reccomend reading Warbreaker next, it's a good 'un. Favorite Sandersonian Quote?

Ah, no worries, no offense taken. And none meant. I was making a passing attempt at humor using the stereotypes of each house, but they're all perfectly alright in their own way I'm sure. Apologies if offence was taken, none was intentionally offered.

Not if there aren't any spikes in it. But I appreciate the effort. In the mean time I'm gonna go spike some random people to see if you can spike hiccups.

Non-Hemalurgic research? I'm not sure I quite understand, but I'll trust you lot to carry on.

This is really quite simple. Here let me show you By House Gryffindor: What do Gryffs like? Sports and hitting things. The three main sports in Roshar are Dueling, War, and Bridging, which means Kaladin, Adolin, and Dalinar all qualify. Looking at Harry, another apparent quality is womanizing, so Adolin double qualifies. So is sulking and moaning about responsibility, so Kaladin double qualifies as well. Slytherin: The only apparent quality of Slytherins is their ability to be despised. So Sadeas, Amaram, Roshone, and pretty much all of the Lighteyes are shoe-ins. Ravenclaw: Nerds, thus anyone who has glasses or reads books. Shallan, Navani, and Renarin fit the bill. Jasnah was in this group, but she was expelled for declaring the entire staff senile id'jits and telling people that all of the "friendly" ghosts were really an evil undead army of the damned, lying dormant. Hufflepuff: Everyone not good enough to get into the other clubs. So basically Elkohar. Lift skipped school for a while, then just stole some stuff and dropped out. Hoid is the sorting hat and headmaster, but no one knows. Gaz is the cantankerous sqib janitor. Syl is Peeves.

Hmm, pavlova sounds potentially delicious. Almost as good as peanut butter pie, which is categorized by science as one of the 10 most consumable desserts in the world.

I've not. Is it a cake that trains you to salivate whenever you hear a bell ring?

Nope, I had it just as you said, prepared by my friends from Australia, and it was still an ordeal I'd rather not face again. If it weren't for all of the wonderful creatures that could kill you, I would seriously question Australia's viability as a nation which has contributed to edible culture.

Ugh, Vegemite. For the life of me I can't understand your country's fascination with it. It's like someone took peanut butter, removed everything but some of the texture and all of the salt, then added motor oil. I went back and tried some the other day and it was just as bad as I remembered.

Light had to be made, Darkness always was. And tacos.

Point of order, the apex predator has no predators, so while you may be the apex of a small area, you are not truly qualified. And our agreement had a clause that allows testing on you without breaking the agreement.

ooh, I wouldn't take that if I were you, it has all sorts of negative connotations, unspoken agreements, and concerning consequences attached. It's from the Light Alley after all, a crazed group of heretics that seek to convert newcomers to their cause with bribery and trickery. As a substitute I can offer you an uupvote and this perfectly safe cookie that has been approved by the FDA, or a sandwich. Whichever you prefer. Welcome to the Madness

I saw the title of this thread and my first reaction was, "There's no such thing!"

Oh, and as the Eldritch god you'll need to design your own monogram to put on handkerchiefs, buisiness cards, and the skulls of your victims

The Stranger watched his illusion watch the girl's illusion disappear. Then he snapped his fingers and reversed her teleport. She appeared, dazed and confused, surprised to see herself back in the Alley. "Where was I? Oh yes, this spike. This spike holds within it the memory of a timeline that no longer exists. I destroyed every life that was, that could have been, every idea and dream and hope, I denied them their existence. This was simply to illustrate a point. We here at the Alley like to call this Dedication. I want you to understand the gravity of the current situation." He smiled at her "Indeed, how can you even be certain that this is real? This could all be another test we're running on your mind?"

The Stranger sighed. Give an individual the ability to vanish and they think the world wonders how they do it. No one appreciated the fine art of Mysterious Vanishing. The just vanished and expected everyone to stare in awe. "Tsk, tsk young lady. You should show respect to the puppeteers who run this show." He reached into his pocket and pulled an ornate pocket watch out. He stared at it for a moment, then grinned and whipped a glass spike from his pocket. He raised the spike aloft and said, "That which would be, shall no more." He rammed the spike through the watch and Everything stopped. Everything disappeared "Excuse me? I'm totally not scared. I'm not a puppy." The Stranger opened his eyes. The Test Subject jumped from the roof and Pushed herself towards Morzathoth. The Stranger snapped his fingers and a net shot out of the wall of the Alley they were standing in. Winter ran right into it and was inescapably tangled at once. There was a strange buzzing noise as an electric current ran through the net, paralyzing her completely. The Stranger stepped up and rammed a thin silver spike into her back. "Ah but you are. You are no more than a small puppy yapping at an Elephant. an elephant that can fly, breath fire, and is in fact a dragon in disguise. You should be aware that the dragon is patient and kind, but that if it wanted to it could eat you oh so very fast." He pulled the thin glass spike from his pocket and held it to her eye level. "Now tell me, do you know what this is?"

The Stranger smiled "Always, but we prefer the term volunteers. Also, where were youi planning to put the heat pit spike? My first thought was to try the nose, but it might look rather silly. Under the eyes perhaps?" Also Morzathoth, here's a piece of encouragement http://www.theoryland.com/intvmain.php?i=1093#5 Spiking animal senses is canon. Keep up the good work.

Ah, you people are so entertaining. This will go the path of the previous Light Alley, and the Antibakery before them. You will struggle valiantly, but in time you will fade. And we will be there waiting.

The Stranger appeared in a puff of smoke that smelled like rain and contemplation. He tossed a small bag to Morzathoth "Got you some corruption proof gemstones to work with. Mind Crystals, sentient crystalline organisms. They do scream when you grind them, so wear earmuffs if you ever plan to harvest for yourself. These are some fingers and toes I gathered a while back when I was doing some research. Enjoy." He turned to Winter "And technically your sanctuary was revoked when you ran away from our protective custody. Plus, we're not sorry for what happened. You willingly joined, received invaluable benefits and blessings, then were allowed to leave with your life. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. We could always make," He grinned and pulled a spike from his sleeve "...other arrangements."

We used an Essence Spike. She's got two souls, essentially (ba-dum-tssshhhh) Ah, Hemalurgy puns,they never get old. Thanks to their Gold Spikes that is. But don't worry about her too much. We have a number of contingency plan for dealing with her if the need arises. Not that it ever will I'm sure. But I do kinda wanna test out the device I made for the occasion. It's got some great dials and buttons on it that simply beg to be used.

She's more of our on-again-off-again-friend. Depends on her mood. We also have some valuable data we gained when she was a, ahem, voluntary, test subject. So we're always grateful to her.