The Paradoxical Phenomenon

What happened to the sandwich?

I do. More like y-ahs-nuh but I think we kind of just spelled it differently. TPBM had eggs for breakfast.

Agreed It’s pretty close between Mistborn and Stormlight Archive, but I think I’m gonna go with Stormlight! This is the tough, because there are a few characters who I am a lot alike in some ways, but drastically different in others. Maybe Prof? I feel responsible for others and I beat myself up for failing sometimes. Thanks haha From what I can tell, y’all are great, and super kind! Thank you!

“Yep.”

Haha. Like my clickbait title? I couldn’t come up with anything that hadn’t already been said 20 times. Anyway, I’m TheAlpha929, but you can also call me Alpha or Yeetmeister (long story). I’ve been a Sanderson fan for a long time. The first Cosmere book I read was Elantris, and I love the rest of the Cosmere (and non-Cosmere, like Reckoners, Skyward, and Alcatraz) as well. P. S. The only worry I have about this site is this: I really really really hope that y’all are not like the brawl stars wiki on fandom.com. I’m going to have nightmares about that website.

Lol thanks

@Shallan Stormblessed you are nice, and it’s funny cause you were the first person to like a thing I said haha Thanks for being great to have on the shard

Dang bruh I had such a good one

But alas, the sun fails to set all the way, and you are stuck with the sun in your eyes. Therefore you do not realize I am in the passenger seat (or saddle, not sure what you’re riding) and snatch the sandwich. I jump out of the vehicle (or other) and use my body as a cushion to keep the sandwich from being ruined.

I hire a Rathbore monk to assassinate you. He fails, but in the wild motorcycle chase you drop the sandwich, which I grab using a reverse lashing. I carefully place the sandwich in an airtight aluminum safe.

You watch The Chosen too? Nice

Lol. I have siblings. A lot. Not as much as some, but it feels like 20 sometimes, haha I love them all a tonne, this is mostly a joke!

So… I just read the first few parts (spiked hamsters) and then I read the last page. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… interesting. You somehow managed to get from hamsters to “No One” leveling a sword at “Platypus” who makes the sword disappear? Nice.

Nope. I feel entirely like my “sibling stereotype”

I feel so recognized! Thank you for making this group. It makes me feel validated for the struggle I face EVERY. DAY. OF. MY. LIFE. May I join your quest of helping the members of this, unappreciated group, be made whole again?

No, but it was my first post. Lol. Also: You know you’re a Sanderson fan when you train yourself to say “scud”, “storms”, and “rust and ruin” instead of swearing.

No way!!! For real this time: TPBM secretly has a stash of lerasium under their bed. For emergencies. edit: I guess this doesn’t exactly comply with the no spam rule. Oops

Yep TPBM is me

When you realize that cats are of Odium, since they can only hate