The Paradoxical Phenomenon

What I first thought of when I read “naked” and “accident” was died while on the toilet or something, it doesn’t just have to be something that destroys the clothing (wait did I already say something like that? Well, if I did I’m saying it again)

I feel like she might have been written to be forced. Like, Shallan tries really hard to make her really hardcore, but in reality she’s kind of… fake hardcore?

I feel like acid is a really good guess, I imagine it would dissolve some of the clothing. I wouldn’t be surprised if Striker is a co-conspirator, maybe even the assassin. The pendant seems possible. Honestly I have never been good at Clue or things like this, I’ll need some more hints lol Thanks for reminding me archer, I’ve had a busy day, so I might not have remembered

This is the nerdiest thing you’ve done here? Many more await… STICKALMIGHTYSTICK

Kiss quill, marry pencil, kill pen (LotR versions) dwarf, elf, human

Yeah, I’ve been homeschooling my whole life, all the way up into high school. I have no plans to ever public school either!

The state I live in requires that we do a test every year to see if we are still at the level of public schoolers. I destroy it every year. So here I am, on the shard instead of doing it. I should probably do it, huh?

The other Herdazians sometimes liked to make fun of Jorazh. Cousin, they’d say, “you do not talk very much, and you have a funny name. We think you are a little weird.” But then they’d invite him to their house, and have a drink and some dinner. Well, a lot of dinner. But that was beside the point. Jorazh was quiet, yes. But that was because he liked to observe. He liked to observe so much, that he left Herdaz, (where he was lucky to be raised) and explored the rest of Roshar. When he reached the Horneater Peaks he had learned enough about the Cosmere to know how to travel through the Perpendicularity. He’d learned things like these through… distasteful means. He traveled through the Cognitive Realm until he reached Silverlight and, through many challenges and difficulties, became a member of the Seventeenth Shard. Now he was on Nalthis, trying to track down that buffoon Cephandrius. [OOC: Just to clarify, “[OOC:…]” means “out of character” right?

^^That sounds smart, I could get started on a list of cause of death/weapon. ^Sounds about right, wouldn’t be surprised if it was Archer. Not sure why, but it feels right.

90 posts in two hours is crazy

@Araris Valerian you said it would start at 5:00 PM Eastern Standard Time? Or Eastern Daylight Time?

That place in OB in Shadesmar, a lighthouse, I think? Maybe called Rii’s Oracle? That place, if you know where I’m talking about

These look really good! Very much deserving of rep 10/10. Michael Kramer as Taravangian sounds pretty cool.

I have met few good cats—very few. STICKSTICKSTICKSTICKSTICK

Sorry for the late notice, but I would like to join as Jorazh

Kitty? Aww so cute

That would be great, thanks edit: wait is it QF65 Murder in the Cosmere?

I want to play SE at some point. I’ve been looking for a new one, and this seems cool but complicated. If you make it I would like to join if people will tolerate me and my noobness

Winning feels great! Luckily with my spinner compounding I win practically all the time

Compounded F-Tin, plus A-tin with duralumin. That’s what I thought.

Bro I’m pretty sure it counts as an allergic reaction if you break out in hives after eating them. What else might it be?

Umm excuse me but it’s “lay mizzerob” not whatever you said. Just wanted to make sure you knew. Haha. Friendly reminder. *runs away top speed before everyone here tries to capture me and wrap me up in rolls of scripts to make me immobile so they can plop me down in a stage and make me watch Cats-oh, the horror* For real though, that’s really cool! I really love the music from Le Mis, but I haven’t been able to watch the movie yet. Not even sure if they use the same songs on broadway.

WAIT- is there a stick day? If not, I vote we devote an entire month!!! I vote September, as it begins with s, as does stick.

I’m sure some of the arcanists will be able to translate it for the minds of us simple mortals, who cannot comprehend the higher language.