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  1. Edema Rue
    “Then why…WHY THE LIGHT HAVE WE STILL BEEN MAKING PORTALS?!?!?!”
  2. Edema Rue
    Shakespeare’s a hottie Try to fight me I dare you Refrigerator.
  3. Edema Rue
    No no NO! Honestly, you sound just like a hushlander. Planes are some of the oldest technology around. No one uses them anymore because they’re so storming slow. I have a soul.
  4. Edema Rue
    8 syllables, friend Your middle line had issues The curse is evil.
  5. Edema Rue
    Yum yum yum yum yum YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM Yum? Yum. Yum yum yum.
  6. Edema Rue
    Rue looks around. “Umm…I can open another portal, but I was trying to get to Subversion and this is where it took us. Her lair must block portals somehow.”
  7. Edema Rue
    “Just go ahead and kill me while I help a student.” —my biology teacher while I was pondering what to post.
  8. Edema Rue
    Oh! Yes! That! I’m supposed to be doing things with me life! …yeah I have no clue. TPBM wants food.
  9. Edema Rue
    What if I like killing people who only want to live nice, happy lives? I mean, Brandon Sanderson does it all the time and we clearly all appreciate him. Out loud, Rue says, “Poor Valiant. Here, I’ll make us a portal.” A light flashes, but when it clears, we’re somewhere completely unexpected…
  10. Edema Rue
    It was alright though, because the side quest involved getting a weapon that would allow the literate wyrm to retrieve the sandwich.
  11. Edema Rue
    Rue sits up sleepily. "Why do we need to kill this Narrarator who's already gone anyway?" She asks, unaware of the outrage this question will provoke.
  12. Edema Rue
    Too much for my own liking. Horse farts are a whole lot worse than human farts. TPBM (mentally) spends very little time on this planet.
  13. Edema Rue
    Your text isn’t bold Your duel was quite invalid I have the sandwich.
  14. Edema Rue
    I just spent 5 minutes feeling my hair and defining crunchy. I don’t think so. TPBM is a theatre nerd
  15. Edema Rue
    Phillipe and the platypus were sacrificed in sync to the Root Lords. Nothing could stop their doom. Luckily, we all honor them, for the earth’s supply of root was returned because of it. However, a new creature for @Ookla the platypus to become came into being…
  16. Edema Rue
    As a result, you were all swallowed up by the fountain of root. Except the sith.
  17. Edema Rue
    The Platypus is not co-Shard, because the first line of his haiku only had 4 syllables. I decide to only text my friends in haiku format until Christmas break, and they surrender the sandwich out of terror. I don’t know how all our non-sharder friends got the sandwich, but they had it.
  18. Edema Rue
    One day it occurred to me that the squeaky, smelly goats surrounding me were my brothers and sister. I was very disappointed.
  19. Edema Rue
    Now, Rue was knocked out pretty good, but being shocked by lightning was enough to awaken her. “WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL LIKE IT’S BEING EATEN BY A VOIDBRINGER?!” She shouted, causing the battle to come to a halt. She started to float and glow, and suddenly a fountain of root opened from the center of the earth. Its goal was to drown everyone.
  20. Edema Rue
    The books rebel under your rule and you are deposed. I become the new shard, and the books gladly fetch the sandwich for me.
  21. Edema Rue
    Rue gets very depressed as she realizes how unwanted she is. As a result, she gets to be more and more of a rootoholic until even the rootspren abandon her to her fate. As of right now, she's knocked out in the middle of a fight scene. If she's woken up, she will be on a hangover, and she will be mad.
  22. Edema Rue
    That's exactly why they're friends. "Wassup my Wyrmy friend? Ya wan' some Root? Da' rootspren really know how te have a good party!"
  23. Edema Rue
    Ooh, haikus! Tasty! What if the platypus lied? He wouldn’t…would he? 363
  24. Edema Rue
    I have a rootspren. It made friends with the Other Cloaked Figure’s rootspren, and we all got horrifically drunk.
  25. Edema Rue
    My soul is yours. I have a sock soaked with the sweat of exactly 17 different people.
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