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  1. Edema Rue
    Full version. Aeoliae, I flinched just looking at that.
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    A snail and a caterpillar nod approvingly at Nameless from their perch on the sandwich.
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    It has to exist. All things must exist here.
  5. Edema Rue
    Because they were still fish.
  6. Edema Rue
    That's so cool, I hope my debate class is half that fun.
  7. Edema Rue
    *sigh* well now I’m a snail too, so it’s ok.
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    Unfortunately, you underestimated how sticky snails and caterpillars are. The snail only slid to the bottom of the sandwich, and the caterpillar wasn’t going anywhere.
  9. Edema Rue
    NEVER!! THE CATERPILLAR DESERVES THE SANDWICH!!
  10. Edema Rue
    As you prepare to eat the sandwich, you notice a caterpillar riding a snail sitting on it. “We want lunch!” They chant.
  11. Edema Rue
    I hate you. jk but kind of
  12. Edema Rue
    Cheese.
  13. Edema Rue
    I think I’m the least knowledgeable person here, but I absolutely can. Life did just get crazy so I might need like a week, but it’ll happen eventually.
  14. Edema Rue
    It’s green. Like the sky.
  15. Edema Rue
    O-ouch? HOW DARE YOU CALL THE CATERPILLAR A FOOL! (On a related note, I assume @Being of Cacophony volunteers for that last one)
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    I swear I end up with the weirdest teenage jobs. I’ve never worked at a restaurant or a call center.

    But I’ve worked at a bike shop!

    And sometimes I take care of people’s horses!

    And today, for some reason, I spent like 3 hours putting trilobites into boxes with brushes. And also playing with a 63 million year old dolphin head. 

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    2. Experience

      Experience

      Granted, I've never worked enough in a year to have to pay taxes either way so... Doesn't even matter :P

    3. Wittles

      Wittles

      A 63 million year old dolphin head you say? That's pretty awesome

    4. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      It is! Fossils are so cool. 

  17. Edema Rue
    Absolutely not.
  18. Edema Rue
    Sounds good I’ll be right there … I wish.
  19. Edema Rue
    Granted. You now have every bane that has ever been given and ever will be given. I wish to remain forever alert.
  20. Edema Rue
    Almost no games have an end.
  21. Edema Rue
    I swear if you change the oath to include “keep the sandwich away from caterpillars” I’ll be incredibly mad Why of course. The Caterpillar is deeply insulted that you even need to ask. It has lived for a long, long time. It has attended many lunches with Nerdy and Platypus. At one such lunch, it met the original chosen one: The Sentient Mushroom. They fell deeply in love and went on a honeymoon into a bucket of nails, which was thrown at an opponent in an attempt to take the sandwich. The Sentient Mushroom knew that the sandwich was meant for It from the moment It smelled it. Unfortunately, the young lovers were killed as they fell from the bucket of nails. But their story does not end there. After a long and tedious journey, a necromancer came on their corpses. The necromancer saw their love and knew their truest desire: the sandwich. They were raised from the dead, but not at the same time. The Sentient Mushroom came first. It knew that the sandwich was meant for It, and It strove to collect what was due. But it was killed, a final death, in its attempts to gain it. With Its last breath, the Sentient Mushroom bestowed the sandwich to the newly Undead Caterpillar. Since then, the Undead Caterpillar has unceasingly striven to gain its sandwich.
  22. Edema Rue
    Extra cheesy trouble. This included
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    I rebel against you all. The sandwich is mine. I, the great and powerful undead caterpillar, have been chosen.
  25. Edema Rue
    No I literally think the last like hundred pages are just you winning all night and telling people to sleep and then people waking up and beating you lol
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