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Edema Rue

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  1. Rue smiles, following them. She's still wearing her hat and shoes. Silly platypus, she thinks. Root Dragons are immortal, and always have been. Beery will be fine, but might as well let Phillip think he's won.
  2. Rue sits down and starts to cry. Then she stops. “Wait a second. These aren’t my friends. They’re on the wrong side. Let’s go kill Subversion!!!!”
  3. “STOP!” Rue shouts, Keefe style. Everyone freezes. “We don’t need to kill the cultists! They just want root, not to mention that they just saved you. And Beery can help! He knows where Subversion is!”
  4. "Woah, easy!" Rue said. "These are my friends! They're not doing anything wrong!"
  5. The Root Dragon, who's name is Beery, by the way, looked back to Rue. She sighed. "No, they have no idea how you work. Just...go for a fly, okay? I think that they're trying to do something important." Beery flies out a conveniently placed window.
  6. BEERY! HEEL!” Rue says, and the dragon comes to her sadly. “I know Platypi are delicious, but I promise you can eat some later. This is Phillip. We don’t eat him. But eat Unintelligable. He’s bullying you, and that’s not okay.” The dragon looks considerably happier.
  7. Forest of Tal'rin I try it curiously. A slender black blade appears, slightly curved. It glows vaguely purple. “Did I do it?” @Ookla the Myopic
  8. Rue shrugs. “It was a present from Him when I joined the doubled root cult. So were the hat and shoes!” She shows them off proudly.
  9. Rus shook her head. A talking platypus…she’d seen one of those before…as the root wore off, she remembered everything. “Hi guys!!” She points at Him. “I made a new friend! And I have a pet Root Dragon!”
  10. Hey! There is no such thing as “too rooty”. My root dragon and I will rule the…everything.
  11. It’s been 9 hours. That’s more than enough for you. besides, I have better words.
  12. Luckily, she was unaware of this. Rue decided that she should probably stop drinking root for now though. It was an odd decision, to be sure, but she was standing upside down on the ceiling and the world was spinning in circles. It was a good time for odd decisions.
  13. Forest of Tal'rin? “Oh, thank you! Yes, I’m happy to join you! Swords are cool!”
  14. Kind people, something I didn’t expect to find on a boys only thread. Actually, pardon the stereotype. People can be mean or nice no matter what gender. …but also, a 5 might be too generous. For me, that is.
  15. Rue eyed her jar. “Um…well…that’s…that’s something. Does anyone else hear that?” The rest of the doubled cult shrugged and shook their heads. Rue decided she was too drunk.
  16. “Hi!” Rue says. “What…what’s going on? And where are we?”
  17. Goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goats goat goat goats goat goat.
  18. Rue understood the statement; Root surpassed all prior loyalties. She lifted her own jar and started to chug.
  19. Honor is goat dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men.
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