Immortal Platypus

29 minutes ago, Block said:

 

That's two more victims. We've got to make a list or something.

look, in our thread if we smack you, you gotta act smacked. We'll play along in your thread, but here we play by our rules

7 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

if I tell you eddie will know

how is it heartless?

not if it's a PM

More Utah (#10)

@Wits instant noodles (#11)

@I'mNotNotARobot (#12)

@Telrao And an inactive (but very fun) Aussie for kicks and giggles

24 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

 @Edema Rue second one went off

how many do you have?

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Fair, yeah. There are more important things than punching doors.

I will break down that door  

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

What? But Stick is clearly more important than Stick.

I agree. Stick is more important than stick. Stick is god (note the lowercase g. God is God but stick is god. See Zechariah 3:8)

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*cough cough* @Immortal Platypus *cough cough*

I would love to. Don't think I've forgotten, I'm just super busy. AP test in two days and I need to get all my assignments for that class done before then

How'd it go?

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author desperately fortified the castle and tried to spread rumors that it just made people explode. Soon the castle was so fortified not even Indiana Jones could get in.

An announcer's voice came from the sky.

"Introducing, IMBIAMBA JOMBES! (He's like Indiana Jones, but better.) He will be attempting to breach the castle and return with the Real Nameless JuiceTM to give it to the people. Timers, are you ready?"

A group of timers all give a thumbs up.

"On your mark, get set..."

"GO!!!!!!"

16 hours ago, Quivil said:

Quick question --

Why is this a cult?

Edit: I see I am interrupting something. Feel free to ignore me entirely; I apologize for my intrusion.

we don't ask questions around here...

13 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Wait, this war's about fry sauce? *Confusion increases* I thought it was just war cuz why not.

why would we have a war cause why not? This is very important

12 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

No, it's about hair, fry sauce, Stick, and just cause.

Stick, not stick, to be clear.

12 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

You mean Stick or Stick? I can never figure out which is which.

The Stick. when referring to the person, I'll use lowercase s.

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

21. Be Eddie. People avoid the weird

Eddie. You realize that people don't avoid you like the plague, right? For example, our mutual short friend, our mutual violent acquaintance, Athena, etc. Need I go on?

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

THANK you

@InfiniteInsanity @Mini Eddie @Wierdo @Part Of The Narrative @Cash67 @Just-A-Stick @Lotus Blossom @Being of Cacophony @Cinnamon @Shallan Stormblessed @Labyrinth @Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @Ravenclawjedi42 @[Redacted] @Silver Phantom @The Wandering Wizard @Scars of Hathsin @Athena :))) @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Kajsa :) @TheRavenHasLanded @Ookla the foolish @Roosif @Just a Silvereye @shortcake

Congrats to everyone on my shardbuddy list, YOU LOSE THE GAME. AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. SO LOSE. 

wait, I'm on that list? huh.

(It's also a possibility that Eddie is just mad at me and included me)

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

HEY NO

THATS

UH

BULLYING

what's your point here?

or not. that's a possibility 

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

The Real Nameless was suddenly given a single moment of near-sentience by an unknown source, which it used to crawl over to the Once-Author and grab his arm with a partially-melted appendage.

“Everyone is confused,” it said in a raspy, barely comprehensible tone. “Just pretend to know what’s going on and you’ll be fine. That’s what they all do.”

The moment of sentience passed, and the poor creature’s ‘hand’ dropped to the ground and continued melting like the rest of it.

Hacob wondered if Everyone was personified or non-personified. It greatly changed the context of the statement. Then he disappeared as his Author went to go take a test.

why would she sleep?

I wouldn't

1 minute ago, Wierdo said:

Pfft- I thought you were telling @Edema Rue to go to bed earlier

no. I wasn't

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

A…

star war?

yes.

We will fight over the star

that would be... weird

40 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

....yeah that would be a good idea.

well I meant that if you didn't sleep than you wouldn't wake up to losing the game as you wouldn't wake up at all!

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Well...I got off the shard.

And started writing.

Then grabbed one of the 113 books I keep within arms reach of me while I sleep (yes, I counted).

THEN I went to bed.

I still think that the thing that needs to change is your sleeping habits

37 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

 

Guys, when the last thing you do before bed is lose the game, and the first thing you do when you wake up is lose the game, you realize that something in your life needs to change.

yeah. I can't believe you went to bed

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Long time.

At least 2 weeks.

But you can die if you ever have to go.

shoot.

45 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

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Even though we keep our Chromebooks over the summer?

Well, considering we start the 19th...you could try to be very active the first couple days and then die when you need to stop.

yeah, might depend on how active I'm able to be that week. I'll keep ya'll posted

1 hour ago, Experience said:

Do it, do it!

I might if Eddie keeps complaining

47 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Guuuyyyyssss nooooooo I MADE IT ALMOST THREE HOURS HOW DARE YOU

(see above)

uh, I just realized. How long do you expect this to go? I can probably go to about the 23rd and maybe a little past that. maybe not even that far. I might not be able to participate at all, depending on circumstances