Potato's Wit

Oh spud, I missed my shardiversery.

Whatevs, I guess.

HAPPY BORTHDAY

I miss you... :,(

I'm back from FSY!! It was fun. I felt the spirit, and made a few friends.

Now it's time to rant about the vending machines!! 

The dang things only accept 1's, and me and my roommate only had 20's. We thought that maybe the vending machines just didn't accept 20's. So we traded a 20 for a 10. Eventually, we just went to the small convenience store that was nearby (we were at a collage campus) and bought snacks. Then we ended up with some 1's and decided that we were gonna go buy stuff from the vending machines. Then, the vending machine stole $1.25 from me. (most expensive KitKat I've ever eaten) The next day, we were really hungry so we bought more stuff from the vending machine. I bought another Kitkat (no i'm not obsessed you're obsessed) and the machine just spat out the three that were left. 3 kitkats for $1.75. 

Yar. That's all.

Happy B-day!!

Just a frog meme. :3

My mom got my little brother a brownie. I asked him if he was going to eat all of it. His response was: "You wouldn't like it; it's really spicy!" 

We need a laughing crying emoji. So bad. Sooo bad.

When are you coming back?

Happy Birthday! I hope it's a good one! 

@Ranryu found a rabbit burrow with two dead baby bunnies out side. After realizing that there were five alive bunnies in the burrow, we put them in a chocolate box and went out to a nature-y area in our neighborhood and dug them a new grave burrow.  Them we just left them there. To die. We could not have taken care of them, and they were probably sick, but I still feel really bad. I got emotionally attached to them too fast. I'm going to go feel sad now. Bye.

I hope the image works.

My new background* just makes me so happy. I hope at least some people here have watched Odd Squad. It would be sad to post something like this and no one has context. Agent Olaf... he was truly the best character in that show.

*thing whatever its called.

Happy B-day.

Happy birthday!! Your drawings are amazing!!!

So there's this masquerade church dance that's coming up, and I'm considering just going in full plague doctor gear.  I don't think my mom will let me, but it's fun to dream, right? I can just imagine it now, walking on to the dance floor, dragging a body behind me, screaming 'the plague is coming, the plague is coming!'. All the people, running in terror as I swish my floor length leather skirt. Laughing manically as I throw leeches at people. Sighhh...

(Seriously though, google plague doctor outfits. They're so cool.)

So... it turns out that I'm not sick, and I had appendicitis! Then, at the hospital, it burst! So now I have to sit around and be wounded for the next week. yayy...

I'm sick! Now I get to laze around and watch movies. (yeesss*) Though I should probably take a nap.... Will I? Nah.

My content count is 111. Unless this is a fluke, I'm never posting again. Such a perfect number....

I like your new profile photo. Is it Syl?

Your pfp... It's. SO. FLUFFY! I love it!

The bunny one is my favorite.

Happy birthday to youuuu happy birthday tooo youuuu happy birthday dear sister, happy birthday tooo youuu!

Esther says hi. And happy B-day.

I have some puns to share. You will hate them. HAHAHahHAHAHAhHAH.

HaHAhahHAhaHAHAHha. (Don't kill me for this, though. Please.)

I made some chocolate milk. I regret it.

Happy birthday!! 

So, for Christmas, @Ranryu was going to get me a season of a TV series, but now it turns out it'll be available on Friday. So nice, right? Now she does not have to buy me a present!