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  1. NerdyAarakocra
    "Wait, is there meat on it? I'm lacto-ovo vegetarian."
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    My friends and I keep an archive of stupid quotes from our D&D campaigns. Here are a few: (Spoilered for length) Yeah... we're all kinda insane.
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    @Witless of Shinovar, I always smile when seeing your posts in Forum Games. You're a super fun person to interact with.
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    Marsh.
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    In United States of America, you kill mosquito. In Soviet Russia, mosquito kill you!
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    Are you confused?
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    Detecting the presence of a discreet line, I pull out my graphing calculator, which is also a poison detector. Realizing that the food is drugged, I ring up the waiter and deploy my ultimate weapon: Senile Gothi! Bonus points if you get the reference.
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    Do you?
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    But should it?
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    Glena smiled. "If any of you want to come with me to my world, the door is still open..."
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    "No, as in, I went into unreal space and popped out during the house thing." Nerdy clarified.
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    I order some artichoke dip to share and get a Stromboli with a menu dipping sauce.
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    Il'anque walked up to the guards. "Hello!"
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    "I can do it!"
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    New PFP! Yay!

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    2. NerdyAarakocra

      NerdyAarakocra

      Try telling that to Bud...

      (He'd probably do it)

    3. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      This is so creepy lol. Like in Coraline, the button-eyed evil version of you..

    4. NerdyAarakocra

      NerdyAarakocra

      The actual character isn't creepy, per se, but he is evil...

  16. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy appeared out of Unreal Space.
  17. NerdyAarakocra
    (By the way, you mixed Nameless's character up with mine) Still invisible, I rush down the stairs to see what's down there. Orchids, here I come.
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    No, it's the wording of the Ranger ability itself.
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    There's an Artificer infusion that can give a bow infinite ammo. You can fire an arrow at everything in range, but you can only fire at any specific target once per turn. Instead of an instakill, it's just a lawnmower for armies. #FUNTIMES
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    "You do realize that I'm watching you, right?"
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    Meanwhile, I teleport the sandwich away. "There. Now we can have a civil meal without trying to steal the sandwich." I open my menu.
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    In my (reconstructionist) community, often people re-use their Halloween costumes. My costume melted, so I'm just going as Gandalf. I'm reading an abridged version of chapter two of the Megillah tonight!
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    Nerdy hacks into the phone line. "I've put the pies in place. I spiked them with a sedative to neutralize any NASA employees that might be suspicious."
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    Canada was too polite to colonize anybody.
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    I gratefully accept the menu.
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