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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. "My name is Tocf. My legal purpose for being here is as an Accessory to the Plot."
  2. I enter the arena and begin casting an illusion spell.
  3. Nerdy suddenly appeared. "Sorry I was gone, but my Author isn't on TLT on Saturdays."
  4. So... What're we waiting for?
  5. I use a grappling hook to recover it.
  6. While you are using your platypus powers to sniff the sandwich, I take it away with one of those sticky rubber hand thingies.
  7. "If I may ask, Rayvyn, where did you come from? Your home sounds different from any worlds that I have seen, created, or been otherwise involved in."
  8. I can already tell that campaign is steampunk. TELL ME EVERYTHING.
  9. "Great! See you there on... Page 73?"
  10. "No, but there's evidence that he was shattered into multiple aspects, similar to how the Plotblades work. Anyway, I have to go for a bit. Don't start without me!" Tocf vanished in a puff of rainbow smoke.
  11. I sue the company for destruction of private property. I also steal the sandwich back while you're not looking for good measure, but I fully expect for it to be stolen back sometime soon. "Hey, do you want to go to that new restaurant in town?"
  12. "The trial? Please explain." (I'll be off for the next bit.)
  13. "Really? Would you mind sending them to me sometime soon? I'd love to read them."
  14. I yoink the sandwich with my new Yoink-Inator ordered from
  15. "Well, the existence of Plotblades clinches it, doesn't it? The only explanation for their existence is that there was a guy named Plot. However, when Plot got shattered, a lot of his power was lost, actually creating TLT. That's why this thread exists, but it does mean that we can't revive Plot without destroying the thread."
  16. However, the SCOTUS justice in charge of writing the dissent for Platypus's appeal against me wrote so well that it spurred the Senate into action and they passed a law saying that you have to make a cursory nod to the laws of physics. I get the sandwich.
  17. "Ah, yes. That makes sense. Anyway, do we have to have a showdown right now? I was looking forward to more lore first."
  18. Tocf appeared in Unreal Space from wherever he had gotten off to. "Huh. Nerdy always said that while Vengance was quite powerful, it wasn't always useful. They said that it was kind of a one-trick pony. I remember them mentioning Analysis as more powerful, as it's much more versatile. Anyway, Suddenly Pineapples is the undisputed most powerful Plotblade. I read a lot on this subject."
  19. I sue you for violating the laws of physics and therefore breaking the rules. I win the suit and get the sandwich. I also put on my new snazzy suit.
  20. *Hands Bake into a Pie* "Alright. You know what to do."
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