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  1. NerdyAarakocra
    However, I get my School of divination wizard to cast suggestion on you again! This time, he replaces your save with his other portent roll, a 2. The wizard hands me the sandwich, and I shake the platypus/cat saliva off of it.
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    They are, aren't they?
  3. NerdyAarakocra
    That refers to pigs.
  4. NerdyAarakocra
    Somewhere, deep in the shadows of Onyx's throne room, something moved. Tocf, meanwhile, was playing candy crush on his phone.
  5. NerdyAarakocra
    "What do you have against walking?"
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    Why wouldn't they be?
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    Thanks! You too!
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    *Wins* Good morning!
  9. NerdyAarakocra
    Yes. Is it true that the food in front of you is drugged?
  10. NerdyAarakocra
    Ahem
  11. NerdyAarakocra
    Hey. You're supposed to be arguing.
  12. NerdyAarakocra
    ... This should be fun.
  13. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy patches into the radio channel. "We're launching Project Apple Turnover. It's a mission to boost our recruitment. Can you send me some hemalurgic pies?"
  14. NerdyAarakocra
    Neither of those. This character died. This character lost something.
  15. NerdyAarakocra
    Why would we not ask?
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    1590
  17. NerdyAarakocra
    I'm just enjoying this argument.
  18. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy wonders how Platypus took the sandwich while shaking hands. Concluding that platypus must be an excellent pickpocket, Nerdy gets a school of divination wizard to come in and cast suggestion on Platypus to make him hand over the sandwich. Because School of Divination is ludicrously unbalanced, the wizard uses their portent feature to replace Platypus's saving throw with a nat 1.
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    Nerdy put a bucket of slime in a trebuchet.
  20. NerdyAarakocra
    Sometimes, I just like to say smock. 1588
  21. NerdyAarakocra
    The MTG card One With Nothing. Are you a human?
  22. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy points out that a subjective set of values hardly makes for a fair and reasonable definition of cheating, then palms the sandwich while nobody is looking.
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    @Enter a username
  24. NerdyAarakocra
    o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7
  25. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy continued smirking.
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