SymphonianBookworm

Sarian piped up. "Can I have it? Please? I only need it... well, until the foosball match is over. Or until it breaks. Because it might break."

"Thanks for asking. Most people would've just done it. I'm still not really sure what the rules are---I just got here (though I should have been here a while ago), but sure. You can use it. But I want a shardblade!!"

Symph tilts [insert my mysterious pronouns] head. "Would that make you feel better?"

Symph nods. "That makes sense! Let's play! I'm actually pretty good." Symph's eyes widen. "B-but I thought all the answers were here! We must find it at all costs!" Symph pats Bookwyrm on the shoulder. "Just remember, the answer to everything is 42. Also, do you want to play winner after me and Silho play foosball! I'm gonna, win, by the way." *smiles competitively*

Nice to meet you! Welcome to the Shard. It’s pretty fun. By the way, do you ship Jasnahoid?

Symph promptly dies at the words of there being all ten Stormlight books. She comes back, though, and then immediately goes to the library.

When you create a D&D NPC (or rather, when your brother does) called Kaldinious.

*joins in on the evil laughter* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (This goes on for some time.)

Jasnahoid. That's all I can say.

"Thank you!" Symph responds. "also... if the library contains all the books that are going to be written, will Stormlight Archive 5 be there? Also, I am not going to make any promises about the not-dying-too-often thing. Now, who's up for a game of foosball?"

Phew. You are a good person. You ship Jasnahoid. Now I can fully welcome you to the Shard. Also, yes, Sylblood would be cute.

What about... favorite ships? For example, Jasnah and Wit. Welcome to the Shard!

I memorize different kind of facts. Such as the irony of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. And the wonderfulness of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Also Shakespeare. And LOTR random facts (I did not make a 50 question quiz on it. Nope. I did not.). But not LOL. Oh my god wait my parents used LOL when they were kids... Or not kids, but... THEY USED LOL??

I think I have a bit of a severe case of Brandofandonitis...

8/10. Poetic and true. Though, as someone who loves punctuation, I wish there was a period at the end. Even if ranks (or whatever they are called) don't have periods... Well, either way, I like it. Wait I think I broke the system by not having a rank... *gulp* How do you add a rank??

I would say... pretty good. >:) Humbly. Of course. I said that humbly. What's the closest thing you've had to a midlife crisis?

Hello my fellow members of Swetism. I do not know. Also, is your pfp from an anime? . I can't- I just- I- Ah, but you see, Waffles count as sweets. And yes, I would like some waffles. This... Is true. You chose the correct username. These are... amazing.

Why do you know this-

Give your breath to TWoK. Well, actually, the SA has already taken my breath away.

You might have to resurrect him again. I recently finished that campaign. I know, right? My character kept on trying to become a vampire, and the DM kept on veto-ing it. Why can't my character be a druid/cleric/werebear/vampire?

Me too. Though yeah, it's probably because everyone talks (or... writes/texts/posts) like an adult. Even me, I guess, though I'm not sure adults let the occasional LOL slip through. I think it's because of punctuation. Wait... do adults use Lol?

I've read the entire book, and there were annotations?

This... is wonderful.

As I read this book, I couldn't help but wonder who people ship together. So, what are everyone's favorite ships?

Have you met Strahd Von Zarovich?