SymphonianBookworm

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER-

N-no!! SHADOW CREATURE, I SHALT VANQUISH THOU! How dareth thou do such a deed as to harm such a creature as Emulaton? We will mourn your passing. *ahem, gets into somber voice* Emulaton was a good person... may they Rest In Peace. They are somehow on ever forum and gave me D&D stats for Branderson books. They lived a good life.

I love wordle, shardle, nerdle, quarturdle, etc. I’m a huge fan of word games. Especially scrabble.

There have been many petty debates over pancakeism and waffleism, but the true encompassing superior way of life is Sweetism. Sweetism shows how sweets and anything involving sugar are obviously higher quality and give more overall enjoyment than other measly foods. There may be some debate over the ranking inside of Sweetism (such as whether Pancakes, Waffles, or Danish pastries are better), but everyone should know and spread the true enlightenment that comes with the knowledge that you are a follower of Sweetism. I myself was a follow of Danishism before I realized what Sweetism truly meant. GO SWEETISM!!!

Has time magically stopped passing?

I’ve been playing piano since I was... oh my god it’s been 6 years- Saxophone I’ve only been playing for 2 is years. And I recently sang in a school musical. I’ll be watching for that song- i kind of want to make a remix of A Million Dreams so it’s Elantris related. (Through the Dark, through the Dor...)

Farewell- I will join this non-adult club. The members are slowly diminishing... just never get older then 17 everyone. Freeze time. It’s simply, really. Find the Peter Pan in yourself. Me... I’m not 18. Or super super close to 18. We’ll, it doesn’t feel close, but... that’s what they always say...

I- this conversation was the highlight of my day... i will join this Danishism —cult— group and will happily eat pastries.

I sing, play piano, and saxophone. An interesting combination.... @Shining Silhouette The Stormlight Archive!

Hello, I am a fan of insults, and I hope some of you are too. What are some insults---from Wit or not---that you all enjoy? I'm willing to give some... [If any of you need help insulting someone, i'm here!] Also, what are some fun Hoid scenes you liked? I loved it when he gave Wax the coin when he was pretending to be a (blind, as always) beggar. Whenever I see him in a book, I end up staring at the page, and then laughing my head off.

Welcome to the Shard! Yeah, whenever they talked about Gavilar they said how great he was, what an awesome king, but reading this... Storms, man. You're evil... Cospiring against the Stormfather? Becoming a Herald? Talking to Thaidakar?

What do you do when someone insults Wit's insults? My piano recital music is dripping wet.

"At least I'm not named Steve." When someone asks you what your go-to pick up line is.

I just saw this and was like; Wow. Gavilar's actually evil. Huh...

Stormlight Archive: A bunch of mentally unstable people of varying ages come together to fight evil forces with magic mist as they all talk to people no one can see.......... Mistborn Era 2: Hats, bad romance that actually wasn't romance, arranged marriages, and magic gloves (bands). The Reckoners: Steel, hearts, and magic evil but not actually evil fighting prof-essers. Warbreaker: Magic hair. Witty weird wisdom. Jumping on the bed. Smokey swords. Elantris: A guy dies but isn't actually dead but then he dies but isn't actually dead.

A young Alethi comes up, looks at it, nods, and smiles at the koloss. She then circles the words "Detective Agency".

Tell me more... Sarian (my character) has always wanted a magical boar. Would the raccoons be... Type 1 Investure? How would it work? Is there a limit to how many you can summon? >:) overrun the city with boars and raccoons....

(Hi guys! I’m the other co-founder of this detective agency.) ”Please come right in! We are open and in business,” Sarian said with a smile, reaching up and helping with the sign. “Both me and Roul—the koloss—are detective prodigies ready for hire.”

I’m up to play! My character will be a Spren named Valley who is fresh out of spren college (... not sure if that’s a thing but you get the vibe I’m trying to make) and joined the negotiations voluntarily.

Sarian looked up from her work. She’d seen Roul doing it, so she could do it as well as him. She was quick to catch on to things [Mastermind!]. “Yeah. What should we call it? Uh... what’s your last name? If you have one or if you feel comfortable sharing, that is. Oh- Tashi- is there anything else I can do? Me and Roul can work together fixing stuff or something,” she said. “I can work out documents, taxes, really any paperwork. I can write, too. Stories, opinionated paragraphs or essays, really anything. It’s what I’ve been doing for... most of my life.” She smiled sadly. Then froze. “But I can’t write in front of you. I... no. Don’t ask me to. Just don’t.” @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES @ZincAboutIt

I’m okay if she’s limited in others; I like the idea of practicing light and dark and I’ll sacrifice not being super great in other Magics. I’ll make it so she’s 17 as to not be too far from the age range. How about this; she’s been trained in light magic, since that’s a relatively common magic to have in her clan, but has tried to self teach herself darkness since she found she could. She has less control but practices a lot. She lives in Center City and her talent is Changing 3 (though she doesn’t realize that yet). I think I’ve covered all the necessary changes.

Sarian raised her glass. “To secrets.” She figured her screaming had not been a very good first impression. At all. Well, it looked like the very judgmental lady was being talked to by the other dude, so Sarian could relax. Not that she was going to actually drink what she had given her. I mean, Sarian probably wasn’t going to be killed during the night, by she wasn’t sure she trusted these people. Either way, she’d be staying up all night. Not that she had a choice in the matter. Sleep was not a friend, acquaintance, or even something she saw often. Sometimes she feared she’d never sleep again. But she couldn’t. Dreams. Even back when she had been locked up, she couldn’t sleep for fear someone would kill her or her parents. And whenever she did fall asleep—the dreaded thing, though necessary—the dreams would haunt her. Sometimes the only things keeping her going were Stormlight. She set her glass down and began to finish roof re-tarring. @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES @EmulatonStromenkiin @ZincAboutIt

Sarian immediately wheeled on Tashi, her expression not the smiling one before, but one of hardened stone. "You were eavesdropping? I thought this was a safe place. Storms, why does everyone always assume that I'm going to kill them just because I can!" She furiously shook her head. "People always assume things about me. Why? Why? I'm an assassin, yes. I'M AN ASSASSIN! Do I enjoy killing? No. Do I want to kill? No. Will I kill to help the world? The answer is yes. And I will plan and work and hide and scheme to achieve my goals. But I'm not evil. Not like some of the people out there." She looked surprised she had said all of that. "Sorry about that... outburst. I haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately." The dark shadows under her eyes are very fierce. @ZincAboutIt @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES [She's not a very stable person.]

Sarian shrugged unabashedly. “I actually would like us to be partners. That was my way of being polite. I mean, if you don’t want to, that’s fine, but I usually base who I trust on first meetings. Well, from what I can tell, you don’t mean anyone any harm, which is... new to me.” Sarian said excitedly, “and we could make a detective agency!!” She paused. “I mean; that’s if you want to. And by the way... I’ve seen people offering... cookies to passerbys. I’ve heard that they were hemalurgically spiked. That’s all I know, but... I do have a few contacts I could go to if you need it. Also, how do you re-tar roof tiles...?” @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES