I Am A Fish

Actually, that's the third person. *dancing*

*annoying condensation*

Nope, because I feel better when I'm dancing.

*dancing*

Need any help Ghander?

Yep. Nice Christmas hat. 

*pulls out fabrial Christmas hat*

BLARGH

Now the most important post is 1001  

I regret everything

I'm sorry, but fish don't have any legal rights. I think...

HOW DARE YOU!?!?!

I think with my brain... yep. It appears as if I dare you with my brain. 

Yes, Fish, we all know you're a fish. However, it was either breaststroke pull only, fly kick only, or freestyle kick only. It's rather tiring.

And then I did 200 with special breaststroke shoes that make it harder.

Okay...

If I was a human (which I'm obviously not) I'd say that I've done worse.

Okay. I'm tired, though. *yawns*

Ignore me until tomorrow morning when I wake up at 11.

Or maybe afternoon, that sounds nice.

this ends in 11 days and 13 hours

Hard pass. If you wanted, you could be me, but that might get REALLY confusing.

Whoever you are would have just about no choice but to join, is my point.

hehehe

Or whatever its called

@I Used To Be A Fish, I just might join you.

I might customize mine. We’ll see.

So it's sometime in the future of your story?

Oh good! Welcome back!

PAPRIKA!!!

I mean, it's true. 

that... got dark quickly

also, Fish, your statement says more about Sanderson than us

Two thoughts:

1. Ideas are powerful because they transcend the human body and precipitate action. So, it's no negative to suggest a series of ideas altered you in some way. 

2. Regardless of the ideas being transmitted in fiction, if a work of fiction changed your life, it may be useful to physically engage the world a bit more and put those ideas into practice to test them out and see how much they really changed your life....or see if perhaps they merely offered you a new perspective. 

They are quite entertaining books though, aren't they. 

The life of a pumpkin fish must be very busy.  

it must be very difficult to breathe with a pumpkin on your head...

Oh yeah...

I should really change it...

Nope,

But humans post pictures of humans they don't know. So why can't a fillet do it?

......do humans do that?

Yeah.

I think?

That was my plan all along!!!

I bid my friend's soul.

I bid the shard of harmony, and the ability to create humans.

Szeth is pretty typically depressed. Maybe a crying face emoji?

Or kinda insane, so maybe a emoji similar to this?

I was thinking something along the lines of this:

For facial expression...

Ayyyyy

FISH! Hello! 

Hey Fish! Good to hear you're okay! No pressure to stick around if you don't enjoy yourself, but I hope you do

imagine being on the leaderboard

Have you never been on the leaderboard rev?

I have a few times, but not often.

I have won one day but that was because @KyL upvoted a bunch of my posts (it wasn't planned I promise)

Wow. Such wisdom, the likes of which I fear we shall never see again.

I read this really quickly and was super confused why everyone was saying different things for a second  I love it, how did you even come up with this?

That took me much too long to figure out.  

Hello Dawnsinger.

I read the entire thing. The RP intrigues me.

If you think you post to many status’ than you don’t know me. 

So what's the connection? The fish is good at Tarachin?

Apparently so...

Well then, congratulations Fish! Enjoy your (hopefully) underwater Tarachin games!

I like the blue better as well.

I think it depends on the character. IMO, character accessories should be used to express the character they belong to, either through contrast/comparison or similarity/belonging. For example, Dalinar with Oathbringer compared to Sadeas with Oathbringer: it just doesn't click with Sadeas, and seems kind of not wuite right at times for Dalinar, but perfect for the Blackthorn.

If you get my drift, that's great. Just a theory

A BOOOOK THEORY

THANKS FOR READING

I SHALL AID YOU MY SUCCESSOR

I'mma go change my member title

*Mr. Burns voice*
Excellent!

If you joined mine I’d promote you to “Person who will be spared when I begin my global domination”

Nah,

Your just a pom-pom with googly eyes, I'm not scared.

Inquisitors aren't spooky, they're big softies once you get to know them. 

You should change your pfp to Re-Shephir, or the face Shallan gave Kaladin...

The first one was disturbing. I can go back to that 

The first one was plain wrong... Like Jasnadin.

presumably, you mean obtained, and I have ever

Lol relatable Ark 

Congrats Fish! 

Hm?

You made me read the whole spoiler chain! Or, well, click on it at least!

This is how I'm doing status updates from now on...

I'm sorry.

OH NO YOURS IS FAR WORSE OH MY

Oh wow Ghander, I love it! I feel like I'm underachieving