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  1. Elenion
    (Flirting with Len the PG-9 Pwayboy? I too like to live dangewously. ) Shree King Eels was making his way quickly in the other direction than the priest had ran, when the words caught him off guard. Eels had heard some pretty strange things in castle corridors, but this took the cake. "No, sorry, I was just trying to say wife--er, wife! But then this priest pulled a wife on me!" Uh-oh, it was spreading!
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    Shree King Eels burst into the hallway from another room. He had been doing some research on the powers of the man known as Miracle Max, and he had come to share his results. "I've got analysis!" he boomed, his voice echoing down the hallway, "Miracle Max, if so inclined, could effectively save all of us from torture and death in the Pit of Despair. However, if so inclined, he could also effectively multiply the wives of Humperdinck's men!" Wait--multiply the wives? He had meant to say 'multiply the lives'. How embarrassing! He tried again. "Sorry, I said that he could multiply their wives!" It happened again! And to make matters worse, a priest--no not that one--poked his head around the corner, looking at Eels with a scandalized expression. This would not do! "I'm sorry sir, I'm just trying to mention that they might get multiple wives!" The priest drew a knife. Where had he gotten a knife? "Mr. Eels, if you say something like that again..." "It was just an accident. I don't know what is going on!" The priest stepped closer. Eels' hand went to the sword at his waist, and he drew it as the threatened, "If you take one more step, I will not hesitate to take your wife--no, wife--I said wife!" The priest turned at the sight of the sword and fled, screaming "Adulterer! Serial adulterer in the corridors! Guards!" This was certainly not turning out to be a good day. OOC: I'm using this RP to bring up a real point: if we get Miracle Max on our side, he can effectively negate the elim kill. But if the elims get him on their side, he could make the elims very hard to lynch, under cover of resurrecting people they trust. Miracle Max has incentive to work with both: the elims can help by providing names of elims who have died, but Max needs to resurrect more villagers than elims. If it comes to threats, both sides have repeatable kills, but that might make Max betray the blackmailer to the other side. If a side can convince Miracle Max to work exclusively for them, and only do the minimum resurrections for the other side, that side has a large advantage.
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    Sorry for the spam, @Steeldancer, but if Mad Max Miracle Max achieves his win con, will he leave the game immediately or stick around until he's killed?
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    My first entry into this nest of dankness:
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    @King Cole
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    @Steeldancer If Inigo kills the 6-fingered man ("I want my father back you S.O.Cremling!") and then the 6-fingered man gets brought back, does that count for Inigo's win? If not, does Inigo get a refund of his kill, or will he have to get him lynched instead?
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    I just read Perfect State:
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    OK, 140 (using your status as constable to start an investigation into who is gaslighting Edwarn Ladrian when you know darn well who it is) is hilarious and should be allowed. And 141 (plan B is plan A but with more Pewter) sums up one of my Edge of the Empire characters pretty well.
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    Nightblood!
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    I'll accept that--it's Kai from Perfect State. @Snipexe Your turn!
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    Clue 3: This character has a well-deserved hate of robots.
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    Sure. It's actually not mine; I stole it off of some guy in a Facebook comment section. And they say nothing good ever comes from the comment sections...
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    Neither of those are correct. Clue 2: This character has an arch-enemy.
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    I was going to lurk around a bit, but of course this had to come along... I'll join as Shree King Eelz. Rumor has it that I grow louder when I'm about to feed on human flesh.
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    It's been a solid 10 days since last post here, so I'm going to do one: BUT WAIT: This one will be non-Cosmere! Clue 1: This character went through a bad heartbreak.
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    Basically, whenever your computer wants to retrieve an image, it gets the info from the server the image is stored on. Mestiv's sig is stored on his personal server, but it's not just a collection of pixels: it's got variables in it, too. When your computer contacts his server to get the image, his server reads the data you contacted his server with, generates the image, and sends it, then deletes the data. His signature shows up different to everyone because everyone contacts his server with different data. He's got a thread for it somewhere. It's called "Mestiv's Signature" IIRC
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    Why does Peter Pan always fly around? Because he NeverLands! ...that one never gets old.
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    I just got my associate's degree from WSU in Ogden, and I can tell you that, apart from a few, college seems to have done away with the high-school cliques. That always helps. Did you get her number?
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    One time, I was at a party. It was getting late, and I realized that I had lost my watch. As I am accustomed to doing when I'm missing something, so I went looking for it. Eventually I spotted it on the ground, mostly concealed under some guy's shoe. I walked up to ask him to lift up his foot so I could get my watch, but as I did so I realized two things about him: 1): He was absolutely wasted drunk, and 2): he was harassing this young woman. So I punched him in the jaw. Nobody does that to a woman: not on my watch!
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    Suddenly, Lift arrived, very much put out that Butt had eaten the very breakfast she was planning on taking for herself.
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    If you can't curium, and you can't helium, then you have to barium. Then they argon. Why are girls in lab coats so attractive? Because you have chemistry together.
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    @Kidpen Dang, and I thought I accumulated posts and rep quickly! Very little rep: Sanderson Elimination (except if you're GM-ing), most other RPs Offering cookies to newcomers Responding to theories Introduce yourself subforum Guilds (exception for starting a new guild or posting long or humorous RP) Lots of rep: Memes/jokes/puns in their respective threads Snarky off-topic comments in serious threads GMing in Sanderson Elimination Theorycrafting or theory-busting The Good Day / Bad Day threads
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    Ah, all the good ones argon anyways. Almost every bear likes water, except for polar bears. They're soluble.
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    The narrator really wanted to send them to the punitentiary.
  25. Elenion
    Why was the iPhone thrown in jail? He was charged with battery! Now he's going to need a jailbreak.
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