Stormgate

Nobody quite knows what goes on in it, but we know the basics. Stormlight is like women.

Can I make a suggestion about Nathan? There is an Epic in Portland that can combine animals (Chimera). Nathan doesn't know what to do about Funtimes, so she should get a present. Have Chimera make a pegasus/unicorn/both for Funtimes.

I find the post being discussed very informative on why Ben survived angering a Wookie.

You get a high-five from a llama riding a water buffalo. Inserts logic.

Has Honor Spren been done? Because if not I vote for her.

I personally think that the Old World they speak of is Braize. They left Braize for Threnody.

Perhaps the tiny sliver of a Divine Breath stays with them constantly, even when they give their Breath to someone else. The sliver isn't enough to allow them to change their hair color, requiring a normal Breath to allow the Royal Locks to function.

Would you be open to the possibility of creating a tag identical to the spoiler tag except that it's for ADD moments instead of spoilers of books or other stuff?

What's going on, exactly? I have literally no clue and don't want to read the whole thread.

You get a Chasmfiend Corpse. Inserts Voidus-Spawn

Miraculously, I haven't gotten onto this thread in a few days. I didn't even notice the lack of vote buttons. It has been most amusing to watch everyone's reactions. I had heard about Voidus becoming a Chasmfiend Corpse, and have now saved the picture. I am curious about why Voidus is now a moderator, but it will not stop me from protecting new forum members from his underlings. Although, I suppose this basically confirms him as King of the Dark Alley.

You explain the concept very well.

Big, powerful, and can ruin your whole life if you don't take certain precautions. Santa Clause is like an Awakener.

Clockwork, tone down the sig. One line of monsters max.

If there are no upvotes, people might just start commenting "Upvote!!!" Do not doubt the capacity of humans to annoy each other. People who want to annoy another person are second in resourcefulness only to idiots (that's why you can't make anything idiotproof: they keep making a better idiot.)

You know you are a Sanderfan when the answer to the following sentence can make your heartbeat go up: When is Sanderson doing another AMA on the 17th Shard? (I don't know the answer. If anyone does, post it here. If nobody does, continue as normal.)

Any system is broken if people decide to abuse it. The best we can do is try to keep the abuse as limited as possible while still hopefully allowing for normal, entertaining interaction.

I'll give you that. However, notice the list of books read. Avoid spoilers.

Vin was likely not trying to make a Hemalurgic spike, and Ruin probably wasn't free enough to have Vin make a Hemalurgic spike at that time.

I actually have an idea for use of this as an alarm clock. Not tired? Simply store wakefulness and tell someone to remove the metalmind when it's time to get up. I picture the metalmind being a bracelet in this case.

Sounds fair.

Bonrel, my theoryspren (Knights Awkward and Theoretic) is in bold. Thoughtward, my Awakened blade, in bold. "Stormgate looked at Guildonia, where the Dark Alley dwelt. It was his mission as an agent of the Light to inform the newcomers entering Guildonia of the harmful ingredients in the Dark Alley's cookies. He wasn't against them conducting their research, he just had trouble with their techniques for acquiring subjects." Stormgate, aren't you the only member of the Light? "Was I thinking out loud again?" Yes, and in third person. Very irritating. "No matter." Stormgate continued down the city. He would stand guard at the entrance to the Alley. Which side is the entrance? It's an alley, and not one of the ones with dead ends. "Was I thinking out loud again?" Stormgate asked the large blade. No, I'm just telepathic. Whatever, Stormgate thought. "I don't call my group the Light for nothing. Membership grants the ability to glow in the presence of Hemalurgy." You stole some Investiture-sensing fabrials and cobbled them together with a metal detector and a flashlight. Thoughtward pointed out dryly. "So? It still works..." Does it? "...theoretically." Stormgate admitted. Yay! Hooray for making potentially disastrous choices on the basis of a theory! "Bonrel! You're not helping," Stormgate said, "I just hope we don't see another Zucchini." The odd trio shuddered at once as Stormgate headed to Guildonia.

I don't know who found out that Felt was a worldhopper, but can we make him/her an honorary Theorysmith?

Awakening metal is complex enough that having three words in it would cause a failed Awakening, the Breaths to be lost and never recovered. Also, there are no legends of a magical Rasta Blade, of which the sword referred to is said to be. Thoughtward, that was probably a joke. I don't care. But what if it was a magical Rasta Blade? That would be so cool... If I had a hand and a face, I would facepalm.

For me, I was on the Shard at 10:33 p.m. Time zones.