Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Hope]

My brother, about my mom’s drink: I kind of want to drink it.

My dad: No! It’s been sitting there for at least a day

Me: The bottom is orange and the top is green.

*cue Dad and brother losing marbles*

[Edema Rue she/her]

@Anguished_One and I…

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

@Anguished_One and I…

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I love this

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I love this

will YOU help me start a revolution?

everyone else has said no

y’know

new years resolutions and morals and all that

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

will YOU help me start a revolution?

everyone else has said no

y’know

new years resolutions and morals and all that

Absolutely I will!! Unnecessary bloodshed is my favorite!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Absolutely I will!! Unnecessary bloodshed is my favorite!

YOURE MY NEW FAVORITE HUMAN

LETS DO IT

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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

YOURE MY NEW FAVORITE HUMAN

LETS DO IT

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EDDIE.

WHY IS THERE A GUILLOTINE.

[Edema Rue she/her]

30 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

EDDIE.

WHY IS THERE A GUILLOTINE.

BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE A REVOLUTION

A BLOODY ONE

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

7 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE A REVOLUTION

A BLOODY ONE

I THOUGHT YOU WERENT FRENCH

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, TwinSouls said:

I THOUGHT YOU WERENT FRENCH

IM NOT

BUT I CAN LEARN

[The Clarinetist he/him]

Eddie

Why is there a guillotine

-through the living glass

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

32 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

IM NOT

BUT I CAN LEARN

That’s a good idea

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

qUotE dUmP!!!!

YOU SHOULD ALL BE SCARED!!!!

 

"I would be an excellent shark!" 

"I would be like... the hottest shark in the world though!" 

"I eat dead Girl Scouts for dinner only."

"Can you not eat my hand?"

"If all else fails, start talking about politics and people will leave you alone!"

"I don't go after men who are 133 years old... they come after me!"

~ @SmilingPanda19

 

 

Me and @Edema Rue:

Me: ...you just lost the game

Eddie: NOOOOO STICK

Eddie: HOW DARE YOU

Eddie: HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUU

Me: *makes cute face*

Me: 

Me: Sowwwwyyyyyy

Eddie: NO NO PUPPY DOG EYES

Eddie: I SHALL

Eddie: UH

Eddie: *squirts you with a spray bottle*

Me: *slurps*

Me: *more puppy eyes*

Eddie: fiiine 

Me: 

 

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

IM NOT

BUT I CAN LEARN

I actually know French 

je peux un peu parler français.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I actually know French 

je peux un peu parler français.

I also totally know French.

Tu es une morve.

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i'm not quoting Bluey what are you talking about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

28 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I also totally know French.

Tu es une morve.

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i'm not quoting Bluey what are you talking about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, tu es très petite

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

28 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Well, tu es très petite

*rage* I didn't even have to google translate that how dare you

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 6/14/2024 at 4:13 PM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I love this

Will you be my shardbuddie??  

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

Will you be my shardbuddie??  

Sure why not

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

14 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Sure why not

YAY!

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

On 6/15/2024 at 6:35 AM, Edema Rue said:

will YOU help me start a revolution?

everyone else has said no

y’know

new years resolutions and morals and all that

can i help you?

On 6/16/2024 at 1:50 AM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I actually know French 

je peux un peu parler français.

same here! duo comes in clutch

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and those endless french lessons in school I guess...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Pigs are bacon seeds." - @Spark of Hope

"EEWWWWWWWWW GEN Z wait I’m gen z too" - @Edema Rue

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For the record, I feel this, Eddie.

"Don’t roll high on persuasion or you might get into a relationship." - @Vyzkel Willbender

"BEHOLD: MY HAND" - @BlueWildRye

"But I pushed you off a cliff tho" - @Through The Living Glass

"*eats breadstick*" - @TwinSouls

"*screaming and children flying in the back round*" - @Anguished_One

"our best bet is to ready the potato cannons and prepare to fire down on them!" - @RoyalBeeMage

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Don’t roll high on persuasion or you might get into a relationship

I can explain…

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Pigs are bacon seeds." - @Spark of Hope

"EEWWWWWWWWW GEN Z wait I’m gen z too" - @Edema Rue

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For the record, I feel this, Eddie.

"Don’t roll high on persuasion or you might get into a relationship." - @Vyzkel Willbender

"BEHOLD: MY HAND" - @BlueWildRye

"But I pushed you off a cliff tho" - @Through The Living Glass

"*eats breadstick*" - @TwinSouls

"*screaming and children flying in the back round*" - @Anguished_One

"our best bet is to ready the potato cannons and prepare to fire down on them!" - @RoyalBeeMage

...When did I say that!?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

17 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

...When did I say that!?

I dunno. I forgot where I found it in your activity feed.