Sharder One-Liners

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

we must obey our Lord Fadran in all things

those who know...

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

ryn wants to bomb the gmhq but is waiting for confirmation to activate it.

 

@Ancient Elantrian

My friend, if I could kick you off the shard-

@Edema Rue

I lose the game every time I remember you exist

elan again

sorry.

Want amnesia?

I did say that.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

"Have you heard the remains of Roy's soul recently?"

"No, but apparently that's because of time zone issues."

- @Aeoryi & @Spark of Hope 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"This will be nice and juicy later....hehehe..." - @The Bookwyrm

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

5 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Have you heard the remains of Roy's soul recently?"

"No, but apparently that's because of time zone issues."

- @Aeoryi & @Spark of Hope 

that is fair. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Eww!!! Not the summer camp gayness!!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Edema Rue she/her]

as if Eddie would let us do this without murder . . .

@justice magician

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Sister: Oh yeah! Like Charlie and the giant orange!

Me: You mean James and the Giant Peach?

S:

M: ...

S: oh

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

"We're all friends because we've endured the same mutual torture!" -Me

"Yep!" - Everyone else in AP Chemistry.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I can cast death revenge spells!" - @InfiniteInsanity

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

" @InfiniteInsanity you have a child and you didn't tell me?" - me to Insa

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

On 4/28/2024 at 9:02 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

Studio C vibes

For real!!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I shout “HEY, FREE SOUR PATCH IN THE BACK!” throw ‘em in and get out of there!” - My chemistry teacher explaining the basics of electronegativity

”She didn’t want that one anyway!” - A friend

”Alright, that’s enough felonies for today.” - Chemistry Teacher

”And Who did we say is the worst mother on the periodic table?” *nodding “Francium! The kid never had a chance.” - Chemistry teacher still talking about Electronegativity

”Apparently Mr. [teacher] is starting DND soon.” - Me
”Did you say Mr. [teacher] is pregnant???” - different friend

”That’s it, I’m snapping your spine like a glow stick!” - Bryson

”I’m 2% Irish, so I can say the N-Word!” - White guy
”That is not how that works! Not at all!” - Me

[Ookla she/her]

Friend 1: “He's just my pet fish that I happen to be dating.”

 

Friend 1: “He cut my leg, so I cut his BRAIN!!!!”

(Later) Friend 1: “He cut my favorite trousers so I cut his brain out!”

 

Friend 2: “His entire brain just falls toward you.” (Still talking about the previous incident)

Friend 1: “Who's ready for dinner?!”

 

Friend 1: “We're in the forest waiting for all the ants to come out like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah!'”

Friend 1: “I'm holding an ant brain in my bag and listening to them scream.”

Friend 1: “Mmm, roasted ant.”

 

For context, we were playing D&D.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Friend 1: “He's just my pet fish that I happen to be dating.”

 

Friend 1: “He cut my leg, so I cut his BRAIN!!!!”

(Later) Friend 1: “He cut my favorite trousers so I cut his brain out!”

 

Friend 2: “His entire brain just falls toward you.” (Still talking about the previous incident)

Friend 1: “Who's ready for dinner?!”

 

Friend 1: “We're in the forest waiting for all the ants to come out like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah!'”

Friend 1: “I'm holding an ant brain in my bag and listening to them scream.”

Friend 1: “Mmm, roasted ant.”

 

For context, we were playing D&D.

OI

NO CONTEXT

YES CANNABILISM

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

57 minutes ago, Ookla said:

For context, we were playing D&D.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't think that's really better... At least you didn't kill anyone, I guess.

[Through the Living Hope]

*taps @Exotic Almond on the shoulder* Meep moop. *runs away*

[Exotic Almond he/him]

46 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

*taps @Exotic Almond on the shoulder* Meep moop. *runs away*

Really? Again?

Edited May 7, 2024 by Exotic Almond

[Through the Living Hope]

9 minutes ago, Exotic Almond said:

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Images don't work on Chromebook. Please send screenshot lol

 

"You guys look thrilled right now." -My AP history teacher describing how to write a DBQ

Edited May 7, 2024 by Spark of Hope

[Ookla she/her]

11 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

OI

NO CONTEXT

YES CANNABILISM

Oh, sorry. I meant "So we don't sound like a bunch of serial killers..."

Though, to be fair, from the giant ant's perspective, we are--we may have lit their entire lair on fire.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

So...there's weird drama...happening in a bubble...floating over a bright yellow hovercraft...piloted by a slightly crazy lady with some orange juice.

- @The Bookwyrm

[Lord Spirit he/him]

never stop screaming like a posh while at a dinner monkey. @RoyalBeeMage

[Through the Living Hope]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

So...there's weird drama...happening in a bubble...floating over a bright yellow hovercraft...piloted by a slightly crazy lady with some orange juice.

- @The Bookwyrm

"apple juice, but yes." - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Exotic Almond he/him]

"Why would you eat out of Mark's E-coli fridge?!?!" - My friend to my other friend

"Stop eating random berries!" - me to my friend

[Through the Living Hope]

Friend: Guess what I ate for breakfast

Me: Food