Sharder One-Liners

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

8 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

(This was all done in whisper-yelling)

@shortcake, in the school hallway this morning: [Spark!]

Me: *stops, but still angled toward where I was walking* I can't stop to talk, I have to cross the building in two minutes!

Shortcake: Run!

Me: I'm not running!

Shortcake: Run!

I literally fell moments after trying to run lol

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, shortcake said:

I literally fell moments after trying to run lol

*teacher voice* This is why we walk in the hallways

*back to normal but whispering* Or speedwalk in my case

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

*teacher voice* This is why we walk in the hallways

*back to normal but whispering* Or speedwalk in my case

hehe

did you end up getting there on time?

[Through the Living Hope]

9 minutes ago, shortcake said:

hehe

did you end up getting there on time?

... five seconds late counts as on time, right?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

... five seconds late counts as on time, right?

Yeah, obvs!

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Yeah, obvs!

35 minutes ago, shortcake said:

hehe

did you end up getting there on time?

Then yes, I was on time

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

Then yes, I was on time

Awesome!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

47 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

... five seconds late counts as on time, right?

heh

i'd say so

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

sorry for the double-post, but...

- @Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Hope]

14 minutes ago, shortcake said:

sorry for the double-post, but...

- @Through The Living Glass

It's really not as good when you don't have the whole conversation

TTLG: wHaT cOlOr ArE yOuR bOnEs?!

Me: Excellent question. Let's do some science. *rips arm out of hinge* Hm, yes, interesting... Turquoise. But my teeth are off-white.

TTLG: Mm, yes, very interesting... *writes notes*

Me: However, teeth are bones, and they are a different color. This requires further research. *cuts open leg* See, my femur is chartreuse, and the tibia is lavender. The fibula is goldenrod yellow. This would imply that bones are color coded by variety.

@Cash67: So youre a Kandra. Impressive true body. 

Me: Why thank you.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

HES MY ART DADDY - @Kajsa

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“My [family member] told us that if we didn’t pronounce it creme [pronaunced like crem] soda instead of créme soda it wouldn’t taste good, and I believed him.” - The Student teacher

”Eurgh… Crem Soda… gross” - My brain as a Stormlight fan

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

HES MY ART DADDY - @Kajsa

……..

Edited May 2, 2024 by Kajsa

[Lord Spirit he/him]

let's hold off the bombing until a few more people are dead - @Edema Rue

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

let's hold off the bombing until a few more people are dead - @Edema Rue

…

Looking at that out of context, I realize how bad that sounds. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

…

Looking at that out of context, I realize how bad that sounds. 

So... it's better with context?

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

So... it's better with context?

…probably not

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

@Edema Rue can we break the no context rule and have you provide context?

Spoiler

Also, Eddie you’re a nerrrrrrrrrd

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

@Edema Rue can we break the no context rule and have you provide context?

  Reveal hidden contents

Also, Eddie you’re a nerrrrrrrrrd

 

NO I’M NOT

Breaking rules?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

NO I’M NOT

Breaking rules?

Lol it’s not a bad thing to be a nerd

Yea it says in bold, italicized, and underlined “No Context Allowed” which sucks because context makes some quotes so much better

[Experience he/him]

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Lol it’s not a bad thing to be a nerd

Yea it says in bold, italicized, and underlined “No Context Allowed” which sucks because context makes some quotes so much better

Hunger Games

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

2 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Lol it’s not a bad thing to be a nerd

Yea it says in bold, italicized, and underlined “No Context Allowed” which sucks because context makes some quotes so much better

ryn wants to bomb the gmhq but is waiting for confirmation to activate it.

 

@Ancient Elantrian

My friend, if I could kick you off the shard-

@Edema Rue

I lose the game every time I remember you exist

elan again

sorry.

Want amnesia?

Edited May 3, 2024 by RoyalBeeMage

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

ryn wants to bomb the gmhq but is waiting for confirmation to activate it.

OY

NO BREAKING FADRAN'S RULES

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

OY

NO BREAKING FADRAN'S RULES

*sigh* - me, reading this and possibly everything on the shard...

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

*sigh* - me, reading this and possibly everything on the shard...

we must obey our Lord Fadran in all things