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8 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

(This was all done in whisper-yelling)

@shortcake, in the school hallway this morning: [Spark!]

Me: *stops, but still angled toward where I was walking* I can't stop to talk, I have to cross the building in two minutes!

Shortcake: Run!

Me: I'm not running!

Shortcake: Run!

I literally fell moments after trying to run lol

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3 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

*teacher voice* This is why we walk in the hallways

*back to normal but whispering* Or speedwalk in my case

hehe

did you end up getting there on time?

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14 minutes ago, shortcake said:

sorry for the double-post, but...

image.png.ece684c33ed4be0fda2cdbbee890c7d8.png- @Through The Living Glass

It's really not as good when you don't have the whole conversation

TTLG: wHaT cOlOr ArE yOuR bOnEs?!

Me: Excellent question. Let's do some science. *rips arm out of hinge* Hm, yes, interesting... Turquoise. But my teeth are off-white.

TTLG: Mm, yes, very interesting... *writes notes*

Me: However, teeth are bones, and they are a different color. This requires further research. *cuts open leg* See, my femur is chartreuse, and the tibia is lavender. The fibula is goldenrod yellow. This would imply that bones are color coded by variety.

@Cash67So youre a Kandra. Impressive true body. 

Me: Why thank you.

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“My [family member] told us that if we didn’t pronounce it creme [pronaunced like crem] soda instead of créme soda it wouldn’t taste good, and I believed him.” - The Student teacher

”Eurgh… Crem Soda… gross” - My brain as a Stormlight fan

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4 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

@Edema Rue can we break the no context rule and have you provide context?

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Also, Eddie you’re a nerrrrrrrrrd

 

NO I’M NOT

Breaking rules? 😱😱😱

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3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

NO I’M NOT

Breaking rules? 😱😱😱

Lol it’s not a bad thing to be a nerd

Yea it says in bold, italicized, and underlined “No Context Allowed which sucks because context makes some quotes so much better

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1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Lol it’s not a bad thing to be a nerd

Yea it says in bold, italicized, and underlined “No Context Allowed which sucks because context makes some quotes so much better

Hunger Games

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2 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Lol it’s not a bad thing to be a nerd

Yea it says in bold, italicized, and underlined “No Context Allowed which sucks because context makes some quotes so much better

ryn wants to bomb the gmhq but is waiting for confirmation to activate it.

 

@Ancient Elantrian

My friend, if I could kick you off the shard-

@Edema Rue

I lose the game every time I remember you exist

elan again

sorry.

Want amnesia?

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2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

*sigh* - me, reading this and possibly everything on the shard...

we must obey our Lord Fadran in all things

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