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AonEne
AonEne

I AM HERE FOR THIS THREAD  "You're such an Ene, Ene." - Ax "I think I've figured out that I get extra unread PMs when Ene shows up." - Kidpen "I have no idea what is going on. I left

The Bookwyrm
The Bookwyrm

"Are you trying to say you want to be a sandwich?" - @InfiniteInsanity "Most people don't want to be eaten. Which is why I really need to know if he wants to be a sandwich. Cause that might be a

2EmLee2
2EmLee2

I have this list that I share with my siblings of almost every out-of-context thing we say. And some of them are... really something. I'm not going to add the things that sound out-of-context even whe

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Edema Rue

Edema Rue she/her

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2 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"…THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG IN THE CONTEXT OF THE HORROR PODCAST I LISTEN TO BUT YAY!!" ~ @Edema Rue 

ITS TRUE THOUGH

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"AND THEN *CPR* AND BROKEN RIBS AND *TrAuMaAaA*" - @Kajsa

"I’m just bad at telling when people are gaslighting meeee" - @Edema Rue

"Why am I eating a rock? BECAUSE KVOTHE!" - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

"yikes, no words for you, boy" - @Channelknight Fadran

"Setting a flaming feral chicken after him probably wouldn't be legal would it?" - @InfiniteInsanity

Hehe.

…ITS ALSO TRUE THOUGH

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

XD

BECAUSE KVOTHE!!!

I SUPPORT IT

I'm in Spain without the p. @The Bookwyrm

Hmm…Bookie is surprisingly sane most of the time…

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Just-A-Stick

Just-A-Stick she/her

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@Part Of The Narrative

I'M SORRY BUT I'M REALLY NOT!!!

SHE SAID ALL OF THIS!!!

:D 

GURL YOU'LL NEVER LIVE THESE DOWN!!!

😆 

 

“Easy on those lips, child, that’s someone else’s job.” ~ Veil

“That is not what he said! I read your entire conversation! … uh… I mean… *cough* I didn’t do that, what??” ~ Veil

“Oh! So you left me for a man?! You were just like shoves me aside cause there’s a man!?!?!” ~ Veil

“I… you’ve done it… you’ve broken me. Congratulations.” ~ Veil

“Get the rocks out of your mouth right now!! This is your mother speaking, get the freaking rocks out of your mouth right now!!!” ~ Veil (too me)

“I’m a delusional psychopath, remember? I can do whatever the heck I want to!” ~ Veil

“Men are friends, not food… except for Draco.” ~ Veil

“It’s not my fault… it’s just hard for me to watch my mouth around the people I’ve slept with… wait no! That’s going to be taken so wrong!” ~ Veil

“I was talking about you, you idiot!!!” ~ Veil (too me)

“People have hair on their head!! Oh my gosh! What is wrong with you?!? They have HEAD HAIR!!! OKAY?!?” ~ Veil (also too me)

“I would cheat on him with a green apple too!” ~ Veil

Radiant: I do NOT support cannibalism! 
Veil: I do!

Radiant is an IRL friend of both of us :P 

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Just_a_Fan

Just_a_Fan he/him

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*starts playing earthbound music because it's an accurate description of how I feel right now* -me

Just-A-Stick

Just-A-Stick she/her

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1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Wait fr?

Dang. Must be painful to have to hear that all the time... 😂

IT IS!!!

AND SHE'S EVEN READ SOME OF HIS BOOKS TOO!!

T-T

Immortal Platypus

Immortal Platypus

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@Edema Rue

My friend: Lethal injection is basically filling your lungs with liquid, so you drown in the air.

Eddie: That's so cool! I mean, I wouldn't choose it, but I would love to do it to someone!

 

Also eddie: I love to cause it pain, one little bit at a time.

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Edema Rue

Edema Rue she/her

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On 3/9/2024 at 3:46 PM, Immortal Platypus said:

@Edema Rue

My friend: Lethal injection is basically filling your lungs with liquid, so you drown in the air.

Eddie: That's so cool! I mean, I wouldn't choose it, but I would love to do it to someone!

 

Also eddie: I love to cause it pain, one little bit at a time.

(we went into much more detail about how painful and terrifying lethal injection is, since we're authors, but yes, that's a good condensed way of putting it.)

(also HEY she's my frienddddd)

You know him, you love him, you possible worship  him as every member of your pantheon. IIIIIITS HOID!!! @Silver Phantom

@Immortal Platypus “you could say please”

Our debate coach: “please don’t make me kill you”

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Just-A-Stick

Just-A-Stick she/her

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Guys, *rubs hands together* I have too much time on my hands...

“I’m not cute, I literally look like a dead animal!”

“PRODUCTIVE! NOT REPRODUCTIVE!”

“How did you die? Oh, I ate too many bugs! It was one too many, guys! John the Baptist would have been proud!”

“It’s not Sus unless you make it Sus. Like you just did… good job.”

“You know, it was always [name of other former crush]’s dream to become a Navy SEAL… he could do it too… he’s pretty buff, you know?”
Me: if he makes it, I’ll buy him a Pizza!
Veil: “if he makes it I’ll date him!”

Me: I would give all the money in my wallet for you to be next to me right now…
Veil: I would too… except I have almost no money in my wallet…

“I just stabbed myself like six times!”

“I can’t even keep a straight face when I look at myself in the mirror. I’m just so hot I wanna date myself!”

All from @Part Of The Narrative

 

"I’m watching you while you’re sleeping!! Don’t forget that!”

“I WILL FIND YOU ON GOOGLE MAPS!”

“Google earth? Where is my fricking google earth! I don’t have google earth? What is wrong with this day and age!”

“I’m only downloading google earth so that I can stalk you.”

“I’m just your average American.”

“Two hundred years in nothing in the face of… mere mortals!”

“I’m such a great stalker!” *cackles*

“BECAUSE EVERYTHING EXTENDS OUTWARDS!!!”

“Are you run by the government?”

“Do you live next to the constipation river thingy?”

“That’s crustyyyyyy”

“That’s my American flag and my mom’s pumpkins…”

“If you give a sharder a muffin, they’re apart of the Haly cult!”

All green quotes are from the darling @SmilingPanda19

 

 

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SmilingPanda19

SmilingPanda19 Any!

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“To fortify my house or flee the country?” 

“Yeah, I have to flee the country, I’m being stalked by a panda.”

“I have just solved all the world’s problems, and now I wanna go beat up a child.”

“Can you murder someone with a safety pin?”

“I live behind a Walmart dumpster.”

“That’s my second job, I like go around and kidnap little kids.”

“Oh my gosh there’s a cloud! I have proof that there’s clouds in Australia!”

“Carnivorous butterfly’s make the world a better place.”

”I dunno if that is a yay, I like the number 15.”
 

all from my little bean @Just-A-Stick

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Just-A-Stick

Just-A-Stick she/her

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"If you're open-minded enough, it doesn't matter if the alcohol is bad, you're still going to try the drugs."

- The one senior at school

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