Sharder One-Liners

[Aeoryi she/her]

21 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

*Is silenced*

*Permently*

*changes mind*

*Removes rubber shardblade*

@Ancient Elantrian

Edited November 20, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

What about in the bill?

I can neither confirm nor deny

[Edema Rue she/her]

*shows up late but with extra spikes*

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

*throws the spikes down the honor chasm*

[Immortal Platypus]

*is the honor chasm and gives the spikes back*

[Edema Rue she/her]

*thanks you for my spikes*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*takes all the spikes and puts everyone on timeout for an unspecified amount of time*

*heals magically everyone who died/got spiked*

*sits down with tea and a book to relax*

[Lord Spirit he/him]

To get this thread back on topic

"Even the most powerful beings melt at the right pH levels" -@Aeoryi

[Ravenclawjedi42]

How is this work of poetry not here yet?

“Merp” -@SmilingPanda19

[The Sibling she/her]

"Consume the storm!"

"I'll just stick to bagels."

(Me and @Ookla the Silver)

[Argenti he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Sibling said:

"Consume the storm!"

"I'll just stick to bagels."

(Me and @Ookla the Silver)

It's important to note I was referring to @The Stormfather here as the storm.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Would it be cannibalism for the sibling to eat the stormfather?

Edited November 29, 2023 by The Stormfather

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Would it be cannibalism for the solving to eat the Stormfather?"

- @The Stormfather, who evidently forgot what this thread was for.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Yes, We love killing all of those pacifists who want peace!"

- @Lord Ookla the -3rd

[Edema Rue she/her]

*draws sword* let's dance, ruey!

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

*draws sword* let's dance, ruey!

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Somehow, I knew I was going to get quoted on that-

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Somehow, I knew I was going to get quoted on that-

Just…be immune to being quoted, like me

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Just…be immune to being quoted, like me

Hehe you get quoted a lot Rue :3

[Argenti he/him]

“Do you have any dead rats?"
- @Ookla the Name-Stolen
 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Just…be immune to being quoted, like me

"*sighs* "when in rome..."

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- @Ookla the Believer

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said:

Hehe you get quoted a lot Rue :3

Shhh don’t tell Thaid…

38 minutes ago, Ookla the Interstellar said:

"*sighs* "when in rome..."

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- @Ookla the Believer

 

When the light did I say that?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Shhh don’t tell Thaid…

When the light did I say that?

You can find a lot in the vast pages of a "see their content" section.

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 12/2/2023 at 2:19 PM, Ookla the Interstellar said:

You can find a lot in the vast pages of a "see their content" section.

Oh dear.

"I'll just punch you!" @Ookla the Silver

Edited December 4, 2023 by Ookla the Believer

[Argenti he/him]

On 12/2/2023 at 4:24 PM, Ookla the Believer said:

Oh dear.

"I'll just punch you!" @Ookla the Silver

I regret nothing!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Who let out the murder puppy?" - @Ookla of Ravens