Sharder One-Liners

[Immortal Platypus]

12 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Third part true... I hope?

Eh. kinda 

11 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

children, behave. good boys! *pats heads and hands out cookies*

*eats cookie*

*spikes a new cookie and passes it to the next kid*

*laughs maniacally* 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Eh. kinda 

*eats cookie*

*spikes a new cookie and passes it to the next kid*

*laughs maniacally* 

*eats spiked cookie*
*dies*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*motherly facepalm* Boys! I told you to be nice! no more spiked cookies....! but.... if you want a real treat... *holds out mysterious dried black leaves*

[-Redacted- he/him]

Red takes the leaves, eats them, and dies.

[Aeoryi she/her]

8 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*motherly facepalm* Boys! I told you to be nice! no more spiked cookies....! but.... if you want a real treat... *holds out mysterious dried black leaves*

Seaweed?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*cough* blackbane *cough cough*

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*cough* blackbane *cough cough*

Is it eatable?

[-Redacted- he/him]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Is it eatable?

Yes, but only once...

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*motherly facepalm* Boys! I told you to be nice! no more spiked cookies....! but.... if you want a real treat... *holds out mysterious dried black leaves*

*maniacal laughing*

SPIKES!!!!!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*pats cacophony on the head* We need to look into getting you some.... help with this spike.... obsession, dear. let me go talk to some people... *walks away and starts looking for someone who can take the crazy spike kid off her hands before he spikes the other children*

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*pats cacophony on the head* We need to look into getting you some.... help with this spike.... obsession, dear. let me go talk to some people... *walks away and starts looking for someone who can take the crazy spike kid off her hands before he spikes the other children*

 

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*maniacal laughing*

SPIKES!!!!!!!

*screams*

GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME!!!!!!!

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

 

*screams*

GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME!!!!!!!

Do not worry; platypus are not agressive

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*pats cacophony on the head* We need to look into getting you some.... help with this spike.... obsession, dear. let me go talk to some people... *walks away and starts looking for someone who can take the crazy spike kid off her hands before he spikes the other children*

WIZZY! COME SPIKE PEOPLE WITH ME!!! 

@The Wandering Wizard

15 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

 

*screams*

GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME!!!!!!!

*isn't and wasn't on elan...*

8 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Do not worry; platypus are not agressive

...

SPIKES!!!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

WIZZY! COME SPIKE PEOPLE WITH ME!!! 

@The Wandering Wizard

*isn't and wasn't on elan...*

...

SPIKES!!!

*screams again*

STICK MOM HE'S TRYING TO SPIKE MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

@Just-A-Stick

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

8 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

WIZZY! COME SPIKE PEOPLE WITH ME!!! 

@The Wandering Wizard

*isn't and wasn't on elan...*

...

SPIKES!!!

*spikes Cacophony*

There problem solved

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*spikes Cacophony*

There problem solved

*eats spike*

*spikes Wiz back*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*eats spike*

*spikes Wiz back*

*Regrows spirit web*

*re spikes cacophony*

[Aeoryi she/her]

17 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*Regrows spirit web*

*re spikes cacophony*

Hey, do you even know the bindpoints on platypi?

[Immortal Platypus]

29 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*Regrows spirit web*

*re spikes cacophony*

*eats spike again*

*eats cookie*

*spikes Elan*

12 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Hey, do you even know the bindpoints on platypi?

I do. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

*eats spike again*

*eats cookie*

*spikes Elan*

I do. 

Tell me them then. Give me the chart

[Immortal Platypus]

13 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Tell me them then. Give me the chart

no, cause then you could spike us. it's classified information

[Aeoryi she/her]

9 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

no, cause then you could spike us. it's classified information

What about in the bill?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*eats spike again*

*eats cookie*

*spikes Elan*

I do. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Aeoryi she/her]

16 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Silences Elan by holding him at Shardpoint*

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

*Silences Elan by holding him at Shardpoint*

*Is silenced*