Sharder One-Liners

[Immortal Platypus]

so can I kill him? -Me

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

"Good death. Bravo!"

- @Edema Ruh

[Edema Rue she/her]

"Okay we're going to vote on a game, and you have to vote because we're American." --my chemistry teacher

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"Greetings juvenile homosapiens." ~My university's herpetology professor

"It's not a clarihouse, it's a clarihome." ~Me

(I play clarinet in a marching band and we adjust random words to make them themed, the best is the clarinap, a time honored tradition)

Edited September 13, 2023 by Ghanderflaffle
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[Cinnamon]

13 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

(I play clarinet in a marching band and we adjust random words to make them themed, the best is the clarinap, a time honored tradition)

 Is that context I smell?!  
 

 

[Immortal Platypus]

9 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

 Is that context I smell?!  
 

 

i can't smell context. I can see and taste it though.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

9 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

 Is that context I smell?!  
 

 

 

35 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

i can't smell context. I can see and taste it though.

Just so it had a pronunciation guide. I will fix it with something lacking context:

Husky! Husky! Arf! Arf! ~Drumline

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

anyone got quotes from me?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

anyone got quotes from me?

It is good day to be not dead!

[Edema Rue she/her]

“And I live in tlt” @Being of Cacophony

[Immortal Platypus]

6 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

“And I live in tlt” @Being of Cacophony

I DO!

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

anyone got quotes from me?

Nononono let him cook - @Channelknight Fadran

[S. Stormy she/her]

"*We're not gonna make it, oh no, we ain't gonna make it*"

-@IheartKaladin4eva

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

6 hours ago, S. Stormy said:

"*We're not gonna make it, oh no, we ain't gonna make it*"

-@IheartKaladin4eva

...isn't that a song?

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

19 minutes ago, shortcake said:

...isn't that a song?

Close. It’s “we’re not gonna take it”

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

“Thanks y’all!”

— @Being of Cacophony

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Just now, Kajsa said:

Close. It’s “we’re not gonna take it”

ohhh okokok

[Immortal Platypus]

15 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

“Thanks y’all!”

— @Being of Cacophony

i say that a lot

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

But that was your fifth post.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

“grr”

“grr”

“grr”

“grr”

- @shortcake

[Edema Rue she/her]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S DEAD!

@Ancient Elantrian

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

WAS!

- @Edema Ruh

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“grr”

“grr”

“grr”

“grr”

- @shortcake

hehehehe

don't forget the yoinkle schploinkle and the orangoose!

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, shortcake said:

hehehehe

don't forget the yoinkle schploinkle and the orangoose!

you say those a lot

[Edema Rue she/her]

HEY RUE, CAN I EAT YOU? @The Wandering Wizard

Well…

Can I eat Rue? @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

I’m a little hungry Rue… @Experience

 

…help someone please help