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"There's only four!" (or three, i cant remember and i don't know where i put the sticky note) - @InfiniteInsanity

*looks around* "*whispers* I can't count" - @TheGreatSnail

 

"What a silly little banana man" - @shortcake

 

"Stop using my stuff to kill things!" - @shortcake

 

"*whiny* I'm jealous of your bowls" - @shortcake

 

**threatens tomato*" - @shortcake

 

"you look like an elephant" - @shortcake

 

"that bird just laughed at me" - @shortcake

 

"TABO" - @The Bookwyrm's dad

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1 minute ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

Yes. Yes you did. I have many quotes from you. :D 

I have loads from you too, Panda, don't forget that !

He is gunna look like a jack*ss but he is still gunna be a sweet teddy bear when you get to know him - @SmilingPanda19

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*gets the broom* I have arrived! *begins smacking the dead cockroach with no mercy.* - Thaid 

Idk, I just love clouds. - Thaid 

How much alcohol did Del have this time? - Thaid 

[Planning to crash friends wedding] - Thaid 

*all the baddies proceed to die.* - Thaid 

WANNA GO THAID- LETS GO- I GOT ALL THE QUOTES ON YOU @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

Yes. Gussy Boy. 

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5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Gussy… boy?

Gussy boy is awesome. He was once hired to work for the mafia. The mafia boss just so happened to be his brother's girlfriend's aunt's(?) friend's girlfriend's former boyfriend. (I think I got that right, @SmilingPanda19 correct me if I'm wrong. 

4 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

*gets the broom* I have arrived! *begins smacking the dead cockroach with no mercy.* - Thaid 

Idk, I just love clouds. - Thaid 

How much alcohol did Del have this time? - Thaid 

[Planning to crash friends wedding] - Thaid 

*all the baddies proceed to die.* - Thaid 

WANNA GO THAID- LETS GO- I GOT ALL THE QUOTES ON YOU @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

Yes. Gussy Boy. 

XD

*prepares to get all the quotes*

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4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Gussy boy is awesome. He was once hired to work for the mafia. The mafia boss just so happened to be his brother's girlfriend's aunt's(?) friend's girlfriend's former boyfriend. (I think I got that right, @SmilingPanda19 correct me if I'm wrong. 

You are correct. 

YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? WITH THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES I HAVE ON YOU?! HAHAHAHA

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1 minute ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

You are correct. 

YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? WITH THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES I HAVE ON YOU?! HAHAHAHA

Yes, yes I can.

HE IS BUGGIN US HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO US - Panda

*beeping the Mario theme* *screaming bloody murder and smacking brothers hand* *head butting sister* *rock music starts playing on the in head radio* - Panda

DA BLACK SOCKS-  - Panda

I can get more...

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1 minute ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

mmmm big yellow cheerios... - Thaid 

BUUUUT CEEEEREEEEAAAALLLL!!!!! - Thaid 

I will never be satisfied- - Thaid 

Da magic sewer water of marriage! - Thaid 

wait, for an ambulance? Why? - Thaid 

No, I am not a robot; or, at least, I don't think I am... - Thaid 

 

Bet.

*grins* as long as you don't quote me on that one joke-

 

My sister thinks your name is Chuck. - Panda

Just E, nothing else? *applause* Wisdom at its finest, absolutely incredible. - Panda

*drops ghost buster gun on my foot* OW- - Panda

*kicks her off* BE GONE GREMLIN- - Panda

Del’s been way too freaking happy lately-  - Panda

I WONT NOT TONIGHT AT LEAST I SWEAR- - Panda

 

Looking through the various PMs is hilarious.

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Our conversations we have are absolutely hilarious I swear. 

23 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*grins* as long as you don't quote me on that one joke-

 

My sister thinks your name is Chuck. - Panda

Just E, nothing else? *applause* Wisdom at its finest, absolutely incredible. - Panda

*drops ghost buster gun on my foot* OW- - Panda

*kicks her off* BE GONE GREMLIN- - Panda

Del’s been way too freaking happy lately-  - Panda

I WONT NOT TONIGHT AT LEAST I SWEAR- - Panda

 

Looking through the various PMs is hilarious.

 

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4 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

The Caterpillar and the Snail praise Raven's wisdom and fall to their...uh...they don't have knees. Oops. Well they bow as best they can and swear to serve forever. Probably. - edema ruh

I stand by what I said :P

"Yeah, Edema is in charge of you" @Frustration

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