Sharder One-Liners

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

"My little bro is just eating those instant ramen noodles. Uncooked. In little bricks." - @Ranryu

[Ranryu she/her]

He did indeed do that 

[Quivil]

I used to do that...

until we weren't allowed to have instant ramen in the house anymore because A L L E R G I E S (yay)

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"do babies have like, clear membranes to clean their eyes, or do they lick their eyes like geckos?" - @That1Cellist

[Szeth's Facepalm]

17 hours ago, Kajsa said:

"My little bro is just eating those instant ramen noodles. Uncooked. In little bricks." - @Ranryu

They're so good tho....... crunchy and oily...... and if you shake the broth packet over them it's even better

[Tea Leaf]

54 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

They're so good tho....... crunchy and oily...... and if you shake the broth packet over them it's even better

I concur

[Wittles he/him]

Dead ferrets still need to eat, otherwise they'll get hungry -@Ranryu

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

"Sick is like dying slowly" - @The Halcyon GirlYOU SLY WIZARD

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

YOU SLY WIZARD - @Kajsa :)

[Immortal Platypus]

22 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

YOU SLY WIZARD - @Kajsa :)

I was there  

EDIT: @Edema Ruh, "We had our meth test earlier today."

Edited May 3, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Edema Rue she/her]

I...probably did say that at some point today, didn't I. I don't even remember half the things I say at this point lol

[Tea Leaf]

"Either in a nuclear reaction or soap" - someone near me in chem

Me: *holds geiger counter towards the person*
*Beeping*
Me: "You're practically radiant!"

Edited May 3, 2023 by The Last Fæ

[Immortal Platypus]

12 hours ago, Edema Ruh said:

I...probably did say that at some point today, didn't I. I don't even remember half the things I say at this point lol

IMPROPER PUNCTUATION ALERT! WEE-OH, WEE-OH, WEE-OH! 

but yes, you did. It was in APHG study review, remember?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

@The Bookwyrm: You should write a book about your chickens and call it the chicken coup.

 

(This is Insa. I stole his computer temporarily. I'll give it back now.)

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

My grandpa: I got attacked by a leopard 3 time today.

My dad: *nods* the basement is a dangerous place.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

*Showing my sister my copy of Tress* "It's a beautiful book." - Me

"Is that made of Ron Weasley?" - My five year old sister

Out of scudding nowhere.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

*Showing my sister my copy of Tress* "It's a beautiful book." - Me

"Is that made of Ron Weasley?" - My five year old sister

Out of scudding nowhere.

Your sisters are awesome.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Their venom will fall asleep you - @The Halcyon Girl

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

@TheGreatSnail: Ewwwww, Gwoss, Raisins..... they're like elderly grapes...

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"In 1974, I was murdered. Yeah, there's a book about my murder!" - @That1Cellist

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Do I need to summon @CalanoCorvus too?" - @That1Cellist

[Going_North_cal]

36 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

"Do I need to summon @CalanoCorvus too?" - @That1Cellist

Care to explain this one???

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

3 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Care to explain this one???

I'll get in trouble...

[Going_North_cal]

3 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

I'll get in trouble...

I don’t care. Explain.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Just now, CalanoCorvus said:

I don’t care. Explain.

Bookwyrm was saying that no matter how many times he gets pinged he won't post in the Club for People Who Aren't Single Pringles. So Cellist threatened to ping you as well. And he went through with the threat because Bookwyrm said he didn't care.