The Bookwyrm he/him Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 "I feel like one of those old people's just sittin' in the woods." - @shortcake who was eating a corn dog at the time
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) "I have little demons in my backpack" - misheard by @TheGreatSnail Edit: *eating a bag cereal* Mm, this is some good lettuce" - me when words Edited March 28, 2023 by shortcake
Edema Rue she/her Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 just remember, "everything's legal when there's no cops around"-Stan Pines @Wittles of Shinovar 1
Immortal Platypus Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Sometime, if I ever get pulled over by a cop and (s)he asks for my license and registration, I want to just hand them an Uno reverse card." -My cousin Just now, Wittles of Shinovar said: hehehe I stand by that my family's variation is "everything is legal if you don't get caught" Edited March 28, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 21 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said: just remember, "everything's legal when there's no cops around"-Stan Pines @Wittles of Shinovar I read that as everything's legal when there's no caps around XD 1
Tea Leaf Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 "Sorry, I nearly inhaled the glittery gay juice" - @TheGreatSnail 2
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, The last Fae in the Woods said: "Sorry, I nearly inhaled the glittery gay juice" - @TheGreatSnail Where can I buy glittery gay juice? I would like to inhale some on purpose.
Wittles he/him Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Sequence said: Where can I buy glittery gay juice? I would like to inhale some on purpose. I want some too
TheGreatSnail she/her Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Sequence said: Where can I buy glittery gay juice? I would like to inhale some on purpose. you just put a ton of glitter into a cauldron and throw in some fruit and let it sit for 59 days then your good 2
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, TheGreatSnail said: you just put a ton of glitter into a cauldron and throw in some fruit and let it sit for 59 days then your good I will get right on that!
Wittles he/him Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said: you just put a ton of glitter into a cauldron and throw in some fruit and let it sit for 59 days then your good Nice!
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 "ah, French people" - @TheGreatSnail
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 Not the cloning and incest!!!!! - @Morningtide 2
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 53 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said: Not the cloning and incest!!!!! - @Morningtide uh-
Wittles he/him Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Robin Sedai said: Not the cloning and incest!!!!! - @Morningtide Umm... Just for peace of mind, can you add at least some context?
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, shortcake said: uh- 6 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: Umm... Just for peace of mind, can you add at least some context? Lmao okay, just for your peace of mind then https://www.17thshard.com/forum/profile/46672-cruciatus_heart/?status=24541&type=status
Immortal Platypus Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 i read that as incense the first time and was very confused why people were so concerned. I now have realized. 1
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted March 29, 2023 Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Robin Sedai said: Lmao okay, just for your peace of mind then https://www.17thshard.com/forum/profile/46672-cruciatus_heart/?status=24541&type=status thank you. i was a little worried there-
Potato's Wit she/her Posted March 30, 2023 Posted March 30, 2023 "I just want to be one of the black plague people." -Me
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted March 30, 2023 Posted March 30, 2023 (edited) "I will sit on you." - @shortcake to @The last Fae in the Woods Edit: "Yes, I'm a nerd. Please forgive me." - Me "Why would I forgive you?" - @InfiniteInsanity Edited March 30, 2023 by The Bookwyrm 1
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted March 30, 2023 Posted March 30, 2023 (edited) 23 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: "I will sit on you." - @shortcake to @The last Fae in the Woods Edit: "Yes, I'm a nerd. Please forgive me." - Me "Why would I forgive you?" - @InfiniteInsanity Spoiler hey! you didn't put the other ones! "blender baby" - my friend when they misheard me *yelling:* HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! *normally:* come here. *yelling:* I SAID COME HERE! *whispering:* Did you know that you can save 15%or more on car insurance with progressive?" - my friend who isnt on the shard the teacher: " *with a carrot in his mouth* WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHO'S BRITTNEY SPEARS?!?!' *plays Toxic over the speakers* NAME A WHITE GUY THAT DOESN'T LOSE HIS COOL WHENEVER THIS SONG COMES ON!!" a student: "ME!" the teacher: "oh." - my TA teacher (i student-assist for a civics teacher who has the heart of a child (in a good way)) Edited March 31, 2023 by shortcake
Telrao she/her Posted March 31, 2023 Posted March 31, 2023 Non-sharder friend: I didn't poop my pants! You threw a fork at me! -- Me: *is just sitting there* Different friend: *POINT* Atypical behaviour! -- Me: I'm never alone! I've got the voices in my head to keep me company! --- Friend: Argh! It's so PURPLE -- Me: *chanting* BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS
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