Sharder One-Liners

[Immortal Platypus]

wait, he said that?

He is most certainly a witch. Ramen probably can't even hold a Shard.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

Still not a witch never have been never will be

[Immortal Platypus]

stop lying to yourself. Actually, I don't care if you lie to yourself, stop lying to us.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

your impossible 

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Wanna see my super disgusting and totally awesome flesh wound?"

~ Me

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Wanna see my super disgusting and totally awesome flesh wound?"

~ Me

You would.

Spoiler

 

Edited March 22, 2023 by Sequence

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Wanna see my super disgusting and totally awesome flesh wound?"

~ Me

Yes

[Tea Leaf]

2 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Wanna see my super disgusting and totally awesome flesh wound?"

~ Me

Wanna go back in time and see mine?

[S. Stormy she/her]

Quote

"I think I am probably 75% angelic."

"I knew bliss was gonna get me some ponies."

-@Brandon Sanderson

 

Edited March 23, 2023 by Shallan Stormblessed

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Ah, yes, scheduling meetings. The traditional activity when you're on a caffeine high."

- Me

[Wittles he/him]

4 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Wanna see my super disgusting and totally awesome flesh wound?"

~ Me

Yes please

[Tea Leaf]

@TheGreatSnail "but i need one, no you don't, but I do, why, because....why the frik not"

Me: "Calm down and draw your aons!"
Also Me: "Of all of the mystical swords you choose Excalibur?! I would choose a shardblade instead of Excalibur to open my letters!"

Me: "Say it with me, stabbing your friends"
Snail: "No, stabbing my enemies." (Other moral gibberish that I forgot)
Someone nearby: "Why are you stabbing anyone?"
Me: "Fun. If it gives you any idea of our mental state."

Me: Chants the word blood

@TheGreatSnail: Sings the word blood

Edited March 24, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods

[Immortal Platypus]

@Aes Sedai: "I still have like 83 of those dolls in my backpack."

[Edema Rue she/her]

I mean I do...

[Immortal Platypus]

I walked in on it, so even I don't know the context.  

[Edema Rue she/her]

(This isn't context since it makes it worse but I guess I'll spoiler it anyway)

Spoiler

Y'know, the one-eyed dolls with fangs that we made?

 

[Immortal Platypus]

Oh, those! I have a ton of those down in my room  (Including a purple one that I'm not even sure how I got XD)

[Tea Leaf]

@TheGreatSnail: STOP EATING MY SEXUALITY

@TheGreatSnail: Just have pet children

Edited March 24, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"They cry, and they scream, and they take their clothes off-" - @Ranryu

 

Edit:

here's some context: Ranryu was talking about how their siblings don't like getting their hair wet

Edited March 27, 2023 by shortcake

[Ranryu she/her]

The above quote is very much out of context I promise it isn't as bad as it sounds

[Robin Sedai she/her]

thank goodness

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I had a weird dream that there was a sandwich made of her meat and I got to eat a bite of it and it was this thing.

And this was about the same time that I'd misheard my sister and thought she'd said "It's like a sandwich with juicy leg meat."

And it was also about the same time that I had read the Wikipedia article about brain sandwiches.

And it was some time after I had read about meburgers at the end of Project Hail Mary.

And I imagined a dystopian sci-fi future where celebrities would grow their muscle tissue in a lab and cook it and sell it in sandwiches and their fans could eat it.

- @The Bookwyrm

Edited March 27, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, shortcake said:

"They cry, and they scream, and they take their clothes off-" - @Ranryu

 

here's some context: 

NO CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!

Edited March 27, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Ranryu she/her]

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

NO CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!

They put that context in by my request because without the context it could be interpreted really badly. 

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

NO CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!

i only just now realized that that was pointed towards me

1 minute ago, Ranryu said:

They put that context in by my request because without the context it could be interpreted really badly. 

true ^