Sharder One-Liners

[Frustration]

On 12/22/2022 at 1:34 PM, Tani said:

Potatoes are shardblade-proof. This is how the Irish won the war. - @Channelknight Fadran

I would like to know how the Irish got either heavily invested, or aluminum potatoes.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Murder makes everything betterrrrrrr! @Ranryu

[Quivil]

20 hours ago, Frustration said:

I would like to know how the Irish got either heavily invested, or aluminum potatoes.

Neither. Potatoes are just naturally Shardblade-proof. (Clearly! )

[Ranryu she/her]

"You didn't finish giving Wonder Woman bell-bottoms!" - @Potato's Wit

[Cinnamon]

@Ranryu: TPBM learned about how to become a bounty hunter instead of working on their final project for an AP class.

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood: yes

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...Both of them have some explaining to do.

[Cinnamon]

23 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

...Both of them have some explaining to do.

No context!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Ookla the catastrophizer said:

No context!

Darn.

I'll go ask them in the other thread. Maybe.

[Ranryu she/her]

"Are you really having fun if you're not high on chocolate?" - @Shining Silhouette

"{@Potato's Wit} better not try to eat me in the afterlife." - @That1Cellist

Edited December 26, 2022 by Ranryu

[S. Stormy she/her]

"My books are kind of serious."

-Brandon Sanderson

[Ranryu she/her]

A recent conversation at a family gathering:

Dad: I suppose the copper on a penny could be slightly more valuable than the penny itself.

Me: But removing it would be expensive. It's not like anyone is going to try...

@Potato's Wit: *Has a penny on a cutting board with a butter knife*

Me: Stop that knife can't support your weight.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"Black Elvis?" - my grandma. and no, I am not giving context

[Frustration]

On 12/31/2022 at 6:05 PM, Ranryu said:

A recent conversation at a family gathering:

Dad: I suppose the copper on a penny could be slightly more valuable than the penny itself.

Me: But removing it would be expensive. It's not like anyone is going to try...

@Potato's Wit: *Has a penny on a cutting board with a butter knife*

Me: Stop that knife can't support your weight.

I can confirm that the copper is not only move valuable than the penny, but that it can cheaply be removed.

I do not recommend however as it is highly illegal.

[Ranryu she/her]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

I can confirm that the copper is not only move valuable than the penny, but that it can cheaply be removed.

I do not recommend however as it is highly illegal.

Lol don't let Potato find out. I can't be sure she wouldn't try it just for fun.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

First they shank you with neurotoxin, then liquidate you bit by bit with their saliva before eventually slurping you up.

[S. Stormy she/her]

"The witching of the sssand must become that which sands witches!"

-@Shining Silhouette

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

mmmmm, that was a fun conversation.

[Edema Rue she/her]

"No murder!" @Enter a username

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Think of a person in a massive lake of kool-aid: they technically have kool-aid for days, but can only drink the bits that are nearby.

@Channelknight Fadran

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

And lets not forget, your friend somehow stabbed me with a tree.

Hehehe

[S. Stormy she/her]

"I am long and fat like a banana with hugs."

-Me

[Ranryu she/her]

"My socks could not replace scripture power." - @Potato's Wit

[2EmLee2]

“I’m wearing my dog!”

-me

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Cease your snaking or so help me I will tie you in a knot and slurp you like a noodle." - @The Aspiring Archivist

[S. Stormy she/her]

"I'm a very smart dog."

-Me