The Sentence

[Knight of Iron she/they]

To play the game, you just copy the sentence in the post above yours. You may change a single word in the sentence, or you may add a word to the sentence.

If things get out of hand and the sentence becomes to cumbersome to write out, you can always vote for a reset.

UPDATE: We’re going to try a new rule, you may remove a single word in a sentence as long as it wasn’t added recently and the sentence isn’t too short (say, 10 words or less).

Here’s the starting sentence:

The man went to the store to buy chicken.

 

Archive of Sentences:

1) Hotheaded Lord Buckethead skated around the stone Scadrial spaceship spore to annoy 25,000 angry dinosaurs, but 90 groovy chickens danced with 4,000,000 dead nouns, and rotting buffalo skin couches imploded. 

2) The cheerful, ergo, drunken Koloss, eagerly fell elegantly onto Lifts albino Shardfork of comical Gluttony.

3) Tonight, the sacrificial lanes, the bookthirsty Journey SanderFans conquered to the ill and tribal-danced to the screeching screeches of practices being tipped 32 fabreeze coupons

4) Lé fashionable, yet mostly undead Ookla belly flopped under its inelegant yet elegant book fortress.

5) v27.1  professional french bulldog windrunners flew under the larkin temple to placidly meet yet another sleeping flaming returned Dakhor  Mistborn Inquisitor Awakener.

Edited February 7, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The man went to the store to buy Rosharan chicken.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

51 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The man went to the store to buy 2000 Rosharan chickens.

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The man went to the hardware store to buy 2000 Rosharan chickens.

Spoiler

It wouldn't unbold the 2000. Please ignore it.

 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The man went to the hardware store to sell 2000 Rosharan chickens.

[Mage he/him]

The man walked to the hardware store to sell 2000 Rosharan chickens.

Quote

Not sure how he walked with 2000 chickens, but he did.

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

11 minutes ago, Mage said:

The Lopen walked to the hardware store to sell 2000 Rosharan chickens.

 

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

8 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

The Lopen jetpacked to the hardware store to sell 2000 Rosharan chickens.

 

[Mat he/him]

The Lopen jetpacked to the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan chickens.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Lopen jetpacked to the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan moons.

Edit: 

Edited November 9, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Lopen jetpacked hastily to the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan moons.

[NameIess]

The Lopen jetpacked hastily hastily from the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan moons.

[Tacitus]

Just now, Nameless said:

The Lopen jetpacked hastily hastily from the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan moons.

The Lopen jetpacked hastily from the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan Kings

[Knight of Iron she/they]

2 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said:

The Lopen jetpacked hastily from the hardware store to kill 2000 Rosharan Kings

The Lopen flew hastily from the hardware store to kill 2,000 Rosharan kings.

[NameIess]

The Lopen flew hastily from the hardware store to kill 2,000 dead Rosharan kings.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

The Lopen flew hastily from the hardware store to Soulcast 2,000 dead Rosharan kings.

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

The Lopen flew hastily around the hardware store to Soulcast 2,000 dead Rosharan kings.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Lopen flew hastily around the hardware store to Soulcast 2,000 dead serious Rosharan kings.

[Tacitus]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

The Lopen flew hastily around the hardware store to Soulcast 2,000 dead Rosharan kings.

The Lopen flew hastily around the hardware store to soulcast 2,000 groovy Rosharan kings

 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

The Lopen flew hastily around the hardware store to embrace 2,000 groove Rosharan kings

[Hen she/her]

The Lopen flew hastily around the hardware store to embrace 2,000 groovey Rosharan voidbringers. 

Edited November 9, 2020 by Hentient
forgot to bold oops

[Mat he/him]

The Lopen yee-hawed hastily around the hardware store to embrace 2,000 groovy Rosharan voidbringers. 

[Tacitus]

6 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

The Lopen yee-hawed hastily around the hardware store to embrace 2,000 groovy Rosharan voidbringers. 

The Lopen yee-hawed hastily around the hardware store to annoy 2,000 groovy Rosharan voidbringers.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Omi the Counselor said:

The Lopen yee-hawed hastily around the hardware store to annoy 2,000 groovy Rosharan pickles.

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Lopen yee-clawed hastily around the hardware store to annoy 2,000 groovy Rosharan pickles.