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1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

It was all in good fun loser.

What's the worst thing to say when your friend spoils the ending of book that you are reading?

I hate you! Well, take this! (If they are in the middle of Half-Blood Prince, this applies.) (Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.)

Spoiler

Snape kills Dumbledore!

WTWTTS to your parents when your favorite character in a book dies.

Posted

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! KALADIN DIES IN THE EIGHTEENTH CHAPTER OF THE FIFTH BOOK OF THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES. HE GETS STABBED BY DALINAR AFTER REFUSING TO LET HIM EXECUTE MOASH! (My dad has read WoK and WoR, and my mom plans to read SA at some point.)

WTWTTS When one of your friends tells you that they beat the world record of Minecraft.

Posted
1 hour ago, Nameless said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! KALADIN DIES IN THE EIGHTEENTH CHAPTER OF THE FIFTH BOOK OF THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES. HE GETS STABBED BY DALINAR AFTER REFUSING TO LET HIM EXECUTE MOASH! (My dad has read WoK and WoR, and my mom plans to read SA at some point.)

WTWTTS When one of your friends tells you that they beat the world record of Minecraft.

There is no “worst thing” to say to this legend. Bow down and pledge your fealty to him.

WTWTTSW you propose to someone?

Posted
8 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

There is no “worst thing” to say to this legend. Bow down and pledge your fealty to him.

WTWTTSW you propose to someone?

"You weren't exactly my first choice, but I guess you weren't the last, either, so it could be worse. Anyway, you wanna get married?"

WTWTTSW someone proposes to you?

Posted
3 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

"You weren't exactly my first choice, but I guess you weren't the last, either, so it could be worse. Anyway, you wanna get married?"

WTWTTSW someone proposes to you?

No.

WTWTTSW your teacher asks you where your homework went?

Posted (edited)

"No, I just got in here!"

WTWTTSW you really have to use the bathroom, but you're two miles into the woods?

Edited by DramaQueen
Posted
1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

*Unzips fly*

WTWTTSW you get caught reading in the bathroom for the 32nd time

I don't have my book! What are you talking about? (also I do this all the time...-_-)

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I gotta digga hole. 
WTWTTSW you are at the spear that would not brake, and your parents make you go to bed. 

Fine, I'll go to bed, but you can't make me sleep!

Just now, Bearer of all agonies said:

Wait. . . What just happened?

You both answered me. Now I answered both of you, so we're good.

WTWTTSW someone insults your crush/significant other?

Posted

You did remember to pack the chutes?

What's the worst thing to say when your boss asks for your input on a major project?

Posted
6 hours ago, Nameless said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! KALADIN DIES IN THE EIGHTEENTH CHAPTER OF THE FIFTH BOOK OF THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES. HE GETS STABBED BY DALINAR AFTER REFUSING TO LET HIM EXECUTE MOASH! (My dad has read WoK and WoR, and my mom plans to read SA at some point.)

WTWTTS When one of your friends tells you that they beat the world record of Minecraft.

 

5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

There is no “worst thing” to say to this legend. Bow down and pledge your fealty to him.

WTWTTSW you propose to someone?

There is no way to win. And nothing you can say will change my mind.

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

You did remember to pack the chutes?

What's the worst thing to say when your boss asks for your input on a major project?

Do we really need to do that?

What's the worst thing to say when you get a terminal illness?

Posted (edited)

Storm it. I should have chosen the line which took the yeast amount of time.

Spoiler

I am sorry I couldn't resist.

WTWTTSW you've just entered your class late?

Edited by The_Truthwatcher
Posted
25 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

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Someone please get this!

WTWTTSW You got caught on the shard when you are supposed to be doing homework?

Quote

I love that movie!

“My behavior is nonetheless, deplorable. Unfortunately, I'm quite prone to such bouts of deplorability--take for instance, my fondness for reading books at the dinner table.”
 Brandon Sanderson, The Final Empire

WTWTTSW you didn't finish your homework because you did this^

Posted

Why are you surprised, mom? This is totally normal.

Quote

It is actually normal for me, though... :ph34r: Luckily don't have homework yet cause my school hasn't started yet.

WTWTTSW you break an expensive goblet when visiting a rich friend's house?

Posted
41 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Why are you surprised, mom? This is totally normal.

WTWTTSW you break an expensive goblet when visiting a rich friend's house?

"why are you mad? I just got you a ton of insurance money."

WTWTTSW you're friends boy/girl friend dies?

Posted (edited)

I’m. . . Not gonna answer that. . . That would be so sad. Did this happen to you?

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Yes, Spider-Man into the spider verse is amazing.

 

Edited by Bearer of all agonies
Posted
1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I’m. . . Not gonna answer that. . . That would be so sad. Did this happen to you?

Quote

I'll answer it!

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

"why are you mad? I just got you a ton of insurance money."

WTWTTSW your friend's boy/girlfriend dies?

"Well, darn. Now I can't steal them from you!"

WTWTTSW you steal your friend's boy/girlfriend?

Posted (edited)

“Well, darn. Now I can’t kill them from you!”
WTWTTSW you just finished a reread of all the Sanderson books and you are super grumpy. 

Spoiler

Definitely not me right now.:ph34r:

 

Edited by Bearer of all agonies

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