Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Huh. And all this time I thought you were slow.

WTWTTS When you're trying to steal from someone without them noticing?

Posted

You did not really need that anyway.

What’s the worst thing to say when someone asks if their diet is working?

Posted
1 hour ago, revelryintheart said:

You're on a pure carb diet, right? Well it's working.

WTWTTS when your significant other breaks up with you?

Time for plan two.

WTWTTS When you're caught speeding.

Posted (edited)

Wait, you thought we were dating?

Ninja'd. 

*Stab whoever's in the passenger seat* Officer, I have to get *Insert person in passenger seats name here* to the hospital, he's been stabbed!

WTWTTS After you shove your best friend off a cliff? 

 

 

Edited by Nameless
Posted (edited)

Have a good trip.

What’s the worst thing to say when you are chosen to lead the survivors on the desert Island?

Edited by Nathrangking
Posted
5 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Time for plan two.

WTWTTS When you're caught speeding.

"Wait, you're actually supposed to go that slow? I thought that was just a suggestion..."

Just now, Nathrangking said:

Have a good trip.

What’s the worst thing to say when you are chosen to lead the survivors on the desert Island?

"Ok, now who knows how to build a mansion? We're gonna need one, right?"

WTWTTSW your date tries to kiss you?

Posted

Do you like pyrotechnics? 

What’s the worst thing to say when your car breaks down in the middle of traffic and your siblings are with you?

Posted

It’s okay guys, we’ll probably be out in time for Christmas. It might even be this year’s!

What’s the worst thing to say when you run into an old friend at the grocery store?

Posted (edited)

Yeah, 9 or 10 kids works for me. Ah of course, the cookies too.

What's the worst thing to say when you're one misstep away from being fired? 

Edited by Eluvianii
Posted

could help you...but then I'd have to kill you. MWAHAHAHAHAHA 

Spoiler

Wait, no, that's the best thing to say in that situation...

WTWTTSW you accidentally admit your feelings to your crush?

Posted
Just now, Condensation said:

No, I don't actually feel that way. Why would I feel that way? Ugh, gross!

WTWTTSW when you're in the store during COVID-19?

A-CHOO!!

WTWTTSW you accidentally trip someone?

Posted
25 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

A-CHOO!!

WTWTTSW you accidentally trip someone?

*laughs maniacally* "What, no I didn't!"

WTWTTSW @Condensation corrects you're grammar?

Spoiler

Yes, that was on purpose, and yes, that was painful.

 

Posted
19 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

WTWTTSW your date tries to kiss you?

“I wouldn’t want to rub it off on me.”
“What?”

”Whatever you are using to make your hands(lips) clean. It must be powerful stuff indeed.” -Hoid

@Fadran

I’ll give you what you want, but please don’t come any closer, or I’ll be able to smell you.

WTWTTS when you got caught fighting in the hallway?

Posted

It was all in good fun loser.

What's the worst thing to say when your friend spoils the ending of book that you are reading?

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...