Experience he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 I'm back to torment you guys again hehe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 *screeches in fear and pain* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 *looks around, confused* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 On 6/27/2022 at 9:09 PM, The Wandering Wizard said: Yes, we needs don't talk like normal teenagers. Did you know that wombats poop cubes? Of course I know about wombat poop cubes Have you ever heard the tragic story of tarrare the hungry. No i dont suppose the schools would teach it to you. Also that one battle we won through potatos in ww2 or the emu war 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: Of course I know about wombat poop cubes Have you ever heard the tragic story of tarrare the hungry. No i dont suppose the schools would teach it to you. Also that one battle we won through potatos in ww2 or the emu war I wish to know about the Emu war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Post gallipoli during the great depression emus were attacking australian farms. There were hundreds upon hundreds of huge birds eating all of the crops on farms. Immagine geese but human sized. So in order to have an excuse to use heavy weaponry against them, australia declared war on the emus. This mostly entailed several gallipoli veterans strapping a machine gun to the back of a jeep and trying to shoot the emu. As machine guns need solid ground to operate this was a terrible idea and led to bulllets streaking everywhere. One of the soldiers compared emus to zulu "they dissapear up front and then it is all quiet until the little buggers attack you from the sides, like zulu" As this was during the great depression and australia could not afford to lose crops they put a bounty on killing emus and gave up on the war TLDR australia declared war on emus and lost 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 18 minutes ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: Post gallipoli during the great depression emus were attacking australian farms. There were hundreds upon hundreds of huge birds eating all of the crops on farms. Immagine geese but human sized. So in order to have an excuse to use heavy weaponry against them, australia declared war on the emus. This mostly entailed several gallipoli veterans strapping a machine gun to the back of a jeep and trying to shoot the emu. As machine guns need solid ground to operate this was a terrible idea and led to bulllets streaking everywhere. One of the soldiers compared emus to zulu "they dissapear up front and then it is all quiet until the little buggers attack you from the sides, like zulu" As this was during the great depression and australia could not afford to lose crops they put a bounty on killing emus and gave up on the war TLDR australia declared war on emus and lost THIS IS A REAL THING LOL! I thought you were making this up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Why make things up when things like this exist for real! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Guys, did you know that Napoleon was almost assassinated by bunnies? To celebrate some victory, he decided to have a rabbit hunt, so his men caught a couple thousand rabbits and put them in cages... but Quote Once the rabbits were released from their cages they did the exact opposite of what all the men expected – instead of running away in terror they all bounded straight toward Napoleon. Nervous laughter quickly transformed into horror as this fluffle of beasts began to climb up the French emperor’s legs. Napoleon’s men attempted to beat them off with sticks but the swarm was, quite literally, impossible to shake off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 I want your 50 question LotR quiz that may or may not exist, @SymphonianBookworm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Can I just say how glad I am for the informal nature of these weird forums? On most websites, you would have to jump through all kinds of hoops to rant about forum culture in a popular subforum. Here, you can just post whatever and have it snowball into a weird chat thing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 3 hours ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: Post gallipoli during the great depression emus were attacking australian farms. There were hundreds upon hundreds of huge birds eating all of the crops on farms. Immagine geese but human sized. So in order to have an excuse to use heavy weaponry against them, australia declared war on the emus. This mostly entailed several gallipoli veterans strapping a machine gun to the back of a jeep and trying to shoot the emu. As machine guns need solid ground to operate this was a terrible idea and led to bulllets streaking everywhere. One of the soldiers compared emus to zulu "they dissapear up front and then it is all quiet until the little buggers attack you from the sides, like zulu" As this was during the great depression and australia could not afford to lose crops they put a bounty on killing emus and gave up on the war TLDR australia declared war on emus and lost I've heard of that! It's funny. Napoleon had a fear of cats and open doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 (edited) The potato battle was this An american ship aimed to sink a japaneese sub by ramming it. At the last moment however, they realized that the Japanese sub might have explosives on board. The americans pulled up broadside and decided to through whatever they had. Now that the japanese were alerted to their presence, the american troops freak out and fire back with the only ammunition they had. Potoatoes from the nearby crates. As the night is totally black the Japanese assume these are live grenades being thrown at them and throw them overboard. The potatoes keep flying and the japanese retreat into the depths to escape the endles barrage of "grenades" the american ship loads a depth charge and sinks the sub.(there are vaying accounts on this so it could be innacurate) ALso paraguay declared war on both brazil and argentina at once. The paraguans got destroyed immediatley as they had almost no millitary. The war happened because the isolationist government made people think paragauy was way bigger than brazil(it wasnt) Edited July 5, 2022 by HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES edited for accuracy, kudos to ta'varen kaladin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Wow. History is crazy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Have you noticed that people that lose wars sometimes wear capes? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 NO CAPES! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 None ever. They're was once a ruler of Russia who though that he was a goat and crawled around eating grass all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: The potato battle was this The scene is a black night, It is the middle of WW2 the american troops are sleeping above deck on their ship. Their weapons are below in the hold. Suddenly a Japanes submarine emerges from the deep and starts firing on the unarmed american troops. The american troops freak out and fire back with the only ammunition they had. Potoatoes from the nearby crates. As the night is totally black the Japanese assume these are live grenades being thrown at them and throw them overboard. The potatoes keep flying and the japanese retreat into the depths to escape the endles barrage of "grenades" the american ship loads a depth charge and sinks the sub. Not quite what happened. The Americans detected the sub and decided to ram it but at the last minute realized it might be loaded with explosives. They pulled up broadside and, because the Japanese are now aware of them, they throw whatever they have on hand, which is the potatoes, at the Japanese. With it being dark and the Japanese just having woke up to find themselves under attack, they panicked and the Americans were able to pull away and use their real weaponry to destroy the sub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 oh sorr 38 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said: Not quite what happened. The Americans detected the sub and decided to ram it but at the last minute realized it might be loaded with explosives. They pulled up broadside and, because the Japanese are now aware of them, they throw whatever they have on hand, which is the potatoes, at the Japanese. With it being dark and the Japanese just having woke up to find themselves under attack, they panicked and the Americans were able to pull away and use their real weaponry to destroy the sub. oh sorry. It was a whle since I learned about it. ill edit the post for accuracy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 (edited) I love you all. You're amazing. 4 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: I want your 50 question LotR quiz that may or may not exist, @SymphonianBookworm. Finding it now. Edit: Found it! https://www.blooket.com/set/605e31a16cbf2d002172b39e >:) Are you a LOTR fan too, @Shallan Stormblessed? Edited July 5, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 I am indeed! Although I can't say what my score was, for I do not have an account. Alas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 YAy! Teens unite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, solarcat93 said: YAy! Teens unite! I didn't know until last year that "teen" came from thirteen to nineteen and I thought teenagers included young adults and people in early twenties 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 *buries face in hands* Sixteen. I can feel adulthood creeping ever closer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 I can feel the dark side of old age creeping up on me. Just one more year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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