Eerongal he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Hello all! Once again it is time for the yearly festivities of the ookla the mokovial©! You may have noticed other, stinkier threads that have been necro'd about it, but i figured that info is all completely outdated and unreliable and besides, you can't trust that shifty Kaymyth, can you! Not when you have ol' grand pappy Eero here to tell you the real truth! So....Ookla you say? You want to know the real reason for the holidays my boy? Well just sit right there and let me lay about some truth upon you! You see, a long, long time ago, when earth was in a more primordial state, Fierce God Fire and Willowy God Water were up in arms. "Water, you always douse my passions!" Claimed Fierce God Fire. "Well you, Fire, you always burn away my securities!" retorted Willowy God Water. Both were at an impasse. So, they turned to the wisdom of wise mother earth. "Mother earth," they said in unison, "Why must we always be so at odds? Can you not help us find a common ground?" "Well, children," Started wise mother earth in her slow drawl, "Let me think on it." And so she thought. Long and hard she thought. For eons and ages. Fast forward a few hundred millennia, and not that long ago (on a cosmic perspective), a man you may know by the name of Peter Ahlstrom, who happens to be brandon's assistant, was born! And that's why we rename ourselves to "Ookla the <something>" every year, children! Right up until koloss head munching day, i.e. brandon's birthday (or until we get bored of it) 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 WE RISE!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS WE RISE!!!!!!!!!! OOKLAS RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 OO! OO! OOKLA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Should I redo my Ooklafication to better fit the "Ookla the X" format? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 OOKLA OOKLA OOKLA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerongal he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ookla Personified said: Should I redo my Ooklafication to better fit the "Ookla the X" format? Up to you, my man. Feel free to change your name to follow the herd. Or don't. I'm an ookla, not a cop. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seon Are he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Glad to be involved in my first Ookla Season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Yay Ookla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 We are all Ookla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 OOOOOOOOOOOKLA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 We are Ookla for we are many 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Only the Hivemind is many, for they have become one. But the army of Ooklas has risen, and we will march upon the threads of the 17th shard. Until the koloss head is munched, lo, we will march until that day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Ooookla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 OOKLLAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Eerongal doing mod work, what is this madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemist he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Hello Ooklas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +Ark1002 Posted November 26, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 51 minutes ago, Chaos said: Eerongal doing mod work, what is this madness Why hasn't Chaos joined in since 2012? it's the most wonderful time of the yearWith the Koloss head munchingAnd everyone telling you be of good cheerIt's the most wonderful time of the year It's the hap-happiest season of allWith those gunpoint greetings and short bloody meetingsWhen friends come to blowsIt's the hap-happiest season of all There'll be murders for hostingHuman skulls for toastingAnd killing out in the snowThere'll be scary ghost storiesAnd tales of the glories ofOokla seasons long, long ago It's the most wonderful time of the yearThere'll be much murderingAnd hearts will be spiked outWhen loved ones are nearIt's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be murders for hostingHuman skulls for toastingAnd killing out in the snow There'll be scary ghost storiesAnd tales of the glories ofOokla seasons long, long ago It's the most wonderful time of the yearThere'll be much murderingAnd hearts will be spiked outWhen love ones are nearIt's the most wonderful timeYes the most wonderful timeOh the most wonderful timeOf the year 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veden Truthwatcher she/her Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 A fresh Ookla ariseth from the ground! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerongal he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Chaos said: Eerongal doing mod work, what is this madness i know, right? Next thing you know, i'll be a dreaded "productive member of society" again. I can't stand by and allow such atrocities, which is why instead of standing by and doing nothing, i'm instead sitting by and doing nothing. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Tis the season to be Ooklas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 I have the most original name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Why y'all speaking pig latin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemist he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Caldoversian said: Why y'all speaking pig latin e'reway otnay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) @Ookla the Caldoversian why does your title say you're recruiting? Yay! @Ookla the WeirdIs another Voidus Clone! Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Ookla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian he/him Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 47 minutes ago, Ookla the Ookla said: @Ookla the Caldoversian why does your title say you're recruiting? Yay! @Ookla the WeirdIs another Voidus Clone! Hmm recruiting? Does it? I use mobile so I admit I have no idea what a title is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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