Archer he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 *passes @JacobClaessen a cookie* Your fortune says: You should gamble in ambiguity, because what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness. Your lucky numbers are: 1, 2, 3, and 5. (Avoid four. Four is death.) We hope you like the Spinner Cookie™©®*! 1
little wheel he/him Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 On 7/9/2018 at 9:31 AM, Archer said: (Avoid four. Four is death.) Atlantis Complex much? 2
Gancho Libre he/him Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 I would like a cookie without any spikes or even a prediction. I'm just hungry.
Archer he/him Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 On 11/07/2018 at 1:18 PM, Cadmium Compounder said: I would like to purchase a cookie! *hands over a fortune cookie* When you open it, the fortune reads: Hufflepuff! But be sure to tell everyone that you're in Gryffindor, it will save you from a lot of pitying looks and embarrassment. P.S. There's a small chance a popular movie will be come out with a main character from your house that will revive people's interest in y'all. Here's hoping. Your lucky number is 20, which is coincidentally the highest score you'll ever get in a quidditch game. 1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said: I would like a cookie without any spikes or even a prediction. I'm just hungry. *passes Gancho a cookie* It's a chocolate chip cookie, made with sticks of chocolate and potato chips. Enjoy! 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Thanks! I feel much more substantiated.
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 I believe these cookies to be chromium... Spoiler Because they store Fortune! Get it? Thank you I'll be here all night. 2
Ink he/him Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 49 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: I believe these cookies to be chromium... Hide contents Because they store Fortune! Get it? Thank you I'll be here all night. Thats kinda the point. But yeah. Puns!
Ink he/him Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 @Ark1002 Here you go! *you take the cookie* *you open the cookie* *you read the paper inside* Soon... very soon... *thats all it says* *you turn it over* Your lucky numbers are: 7, 35, 2048, a box of Captain Crunch, a small yo-yo, and the back half of an american penny.
BitBitio he/him Posted August 22, 2018 Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) Sure! *You take it* *You open it* *it explodes* *You heal* It says: My favorite color is blue. *You turn it over* Your lucky numbers are the Feruchemical Nicrosil symbol and 28. 1000 posts! Ahhhh Edited August 22, 2018 by BitBitio 2
AonEne he/him Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 This may be a slight necro, but now that I'm actively TUBA and able to promote this, I figured it was about time. We have cookies galore, cookies upon cookies! We might even be developing a few new types... 1
+Ark1002 Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 A diminutive man in a black cloak walks through the door, holding a human skull with massive spikes through it and a jar of blood. "Hello, am I in the right place? I'm looking for the AA."
AonEne he/him Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 The young man currently behind the counter glanced over, boredom clear in his eyes. He had no reaction to the scene other than to say, "This isn't Alcoholics Anonymous, nor is it All Arcanists or Alleyverse ASAP. Don't spill any of that on the floor."
+Ark1002 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) He shook his head. "No, no. Alchemist Archenemies." While he spoke, a small spider crawled out of his pant leg. Edited February 28, 2019 by Ark1002
AonEne he/him Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 "Hm. That's over a few buildings, sorry," yawned the man.
AonEne he/him Posted April 24, 2019 Author Posted April 24, 2019 Okay, this is my first intentional double-post in, like...ever, but it's theoretically allowed if it's been long enough and you have something to say, and I've seen tons of people post that way, so here goes. Hopefully the mods don't decide to strike me down. We're having a sale! Buy a box of cookies and get another one free! A box is five, so that would be SIX SPINNER COOKIES!
+Ark1002 Posted April 24, 2019 Posted April 24, 2019 Question, ma'am! Do you sell cookies with spikes?
AonEne he/him Posted April 24, 2019 Author Posted April 24, 2019 "We do not," announced the woman manning the counter.
+Invocation Posted April 24, 2019 Posted April 24, 2019 I'll take six boxes. To go, not to eat all at once, of course.
AonEne he/him Posted April 24, 2019 Author Posted April 24, 2019 *hands them over* That will be sixty chrysts, ten per box. Thank you for your patronage!
whattheHoid she/her Posted April 24, 2019 Posted April 24, 2019 Heya! Ahem! Might I trouble you for a cookie, Ene? I am desperately hungry and wouldn't mind the fortune derived from eating said cookie? Many thanks!
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