Ink he/him Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Ok. So it looks like for some reason, this cephalopod is more serious/philisophical with his cookies than humans. The age of humans comes to a close, and the age of the squids (and some octopodies, jellyfish, other various sea life, and a cryogenically frozen cat) soon begins! If it werent for Homo Sapiens, me and my bretheren would be the apex preditor! The masters of all turf! *inklingspren then goes on a rant as to why squids are superior to humans, and how much better the world would be without them and their strange people who tattoo dead trees that other humans buy, overanalyze, pretend to use the magic of, and other things*
Kidpen he/him Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Inklingspren said: Ok. So it looks like for some reason, this cephalopod is more serious/philisophical with his cookies than humans. The age of humans comes to a close, and the age of the squids (and some octopodies, jellyfish, other various sea life, and a cryogenically frozen cat) soon begins! If it werent for Homo Sapiens, me and my bretheren would be the apex preditor! The masters of all turf! *inklingspren then goes on a rant as to why squids are superior to humans, and how much better the world would be without them and their strange people who tattoo dead trees that other humans buy, overanalyze, pretend to use the magic of, and other things* @Steeldancer This seems like your kind of person.
Steeldancer he/him Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 I, the original squid, approve all messages promoting squidkind. 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Well, shoot. I don't have any lucky numbers. I feel disappointed. And a sharp pain in my mouth. Huh. Why am I glowing?
Ink he/him Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Steeldancer said: I, the original squid, approve all messages promoting squidkind. Lets throw a cephaloparty for all the squiddos out there. *buh dun ching* 1
AonEne he/him Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 7 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: @Gancho Libre I swear I grabbed one out of the pile, no modifications or anything. Ack, you must have grabbed one of the decoys that were spiked earlier. We never serve those. See, this is why we only let TUBA members behind the counter, everyone! Sorry, Gancho. Next time, be careful with who you accept your cookies from.
Leyrann Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 18 hours ago, Inklingspren said: Alright. I am a certified TUBA spinner/fortune cookie seller your fortune is: the road to success is a bumpy, winding one, but it is the one you must take. your lucky numbers are: 1. 1. 2. 3. 5. 8. 13. 21. 34. And 55. You are an amazing being! (I would say person but I guess a squid isn't technically a person? Depending on the definition of person?)
Ink he/him Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Leyrann said: You are an amazing being! (I would say person but I guess a squid isn't technically a person? Depending on the definition of person?) I consider people any being that has gained sapience, such as a squid like me, many aliens, singers, dragons (especially Yolen ones) etc. (If you have read the ender quartet, Ramen) also, could I give myself a fortune cookie? Or does it not work that way. I just am curious. Not like I actually would, but...
MacThorstenson he/him Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Inklingspren said: I consider people any being that has gained sapience, such as a squid like me, many aliens, singers, dragons (especially Yolen ones) etc. (If you have read the ender quartet, Ramen) also, could I give myself a fortune cookie? Or does it not work that way. I just am curious. Not like I actually would, but... I could give you a cookie that allows you to make all of your own fortune cookies.
Ink he/him Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: I could give you a cookie that allows you to make all of your own fortune cookies. I dont doubt that you could, but as the means are... unconventional, and unhumane, i'll have to pass. They have enough on their own. I just help the wheat grow that we make into the cookies.
AonEne he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Author Posted June 29, 2018 We're happy to provide one! The fortune says, You will watch things burn soon. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: 98-4-6-77. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™ !
BitBitio he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 I guessing said fire is involved somehow with the TUBA PM and letters that are no help?
Voidus Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 The fortune says, You may notice a new ability to burn pewter. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: Alley128. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™* !*Now improved by the DA, usual disclaimer applies 1
Leyrann Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 *reads fortune* *blinks* *reads fortune again* *draws in stormlight* *pulls out spike, healing the wound with stormlight* I'd prefer a cookie from a certified TUBA member, thanks. 2
Voidus Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 Another cookie appears nearby, a slip of parchment inside shows the certification for a TUBA member.
I think I am here. he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) Rashan steals it. Edited June 30, 2018 by I think I am here.
Voidus Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 It may be... less than completely authentic. But hey, when you have a spike containing the artistry of one of the cosmere's best forgers, you might as well put it to use right?
Leyrann Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 54 minutes ago, Voidus said: It may be... less than completely authentic. But hey, when you have a spike containing the artistry of one of the cosmere's best forgers, you might as well put it to use right? I've wondered... Do you have a list of your spikes somewhere?
Voidus Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Leyrann said: I've wondered... Do you have a list of your spikes somewhere? Sort of. About 150 million light years from the dwarf galaxy of the cosmere there's another galaxy, a dozen or so life-bearing planets. This galaxy forms a giant supercomputer that is currently living out a program designed to list all the spikes I have. 1
Ink he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Leyrann said: Can I have a cookie too? Sure. Dont worry, this one is 100% safe. *you break open the cookie* *it reads* The time is near. It is coming. Prepare yourself. *your lucky numbers are: 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now