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Posted
7 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

Heya! Ahem!

Might I trouble you for a cookie, Ene?

I am desperately hungry and wouldn't mind the fortune derived from eating said cookie?

Many thanks!

Your first one is free! *hands it over*

The fortune says,

You will find someone you know in an unexpected place soon.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: 1,484-666-67-43

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

7 minutes ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Yay! I’ll take a cookie, too!

The fortune says,

You won't be set on fire tomorrow.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: Death-flames-laughter-joy

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

Posted

The fortune says,

Be careful around cars with cats in them next week.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: 1-1-1-5,847,935,230

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

Posted
37 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*hands them over* That will be sixty chrysts, ten per box. Thank you for your patronage!

That was significantly cheaper than expected. *hands over the money*

Posted

TUBA has good prices, what can I say? (What were you expecting?)

21 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Question, ma'am!

Can we spike our own cookies?

If you do it off of our premises and pay for your cookies, we won't try to stop you.

Posted
2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

TUBA has good prices, what can I say? (What were you expecting?)

25 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

(I was kind of expecting like 10 C a cookie.)

Posted

How much is a chryst normally worth? I haven't seen them used that much, so maybe I'm off and should adjust the prices.

Posted
37 minutes ago, AonEne said:

How much is a chryst normally worth? I haven't seen them used that much, so maybe I'm off and should adjust the prices.

I don't think I've ever seen an actual estimate for it. Not like I'm concerned with the upkeep or sustainability of a fake currency.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
20 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A cookie? TUBA certified?! I need one of these!!

Ah, if that is your goal, I have one right here!

Posted
23 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A cookie? TUBA certified?! I need one of these!!

Here you go. Pay no attention to Ark. The competing brands are always trying to steal our business.

You will flip this paper over.

The back says,

Your lucky numbers are: 34, i, root 2, and 987,342,361

Hope you enjoy the Spinner Cookie!

Posted
19 hours ago, Silva said:

Here you go. Pay no attention to Ark. The competing brands are always trying to steal our business.

You will flip this paper over.

The back says,

Your lucky numbers are: 34, i, root 2, and 987,342,361

Hope you enjoy the Spinner Cookie!

Ah yes. Pay no attention to me.

What big knives you have, grandma.

The better to kill you with, my dear!

Posted
7 hours ago, The Forumlurker said:

I don't think so Hemalurgic scum!

Damnation. You. For. Existing.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said:

Ark, you're so cute it's almost a sin. 

I disagree.

It's not almost, my cuteness is a sin

:P

Posted

While I don't think anyone here was offended, I'd like to remind everyone not to call each other scum or say '****ation you', just for politeness. ^_^

Of course, Forumlurker, here you go!

The fortune says,

I promise you you won't die five thousand years from now.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: 678, 42, a fuzzy puppy, and Kitsune making a sneaky face.

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

Posted
15 hours ago, AonEne said:

While I don't think anyone here was offended, I'd like to remind everyone not to call each other scum or say '****ation you', just for politeness. ^_^

And why's that?

Posted
1 hour ago, Ark1002 said:

And why's that?

Because we want to try and be nice and civil to each other and while sometimes stuff like that is clearly a joke, other times the fact that it’s a joke isn’t conveyed well through text and it can be misinterpreted and offensive. 

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