The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was Uncle Brandy.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

The auctioneer said, "I hear Seven, do I hear an Eight? Going once?..."

[Lunamor she/her]

“I am number four!” yelled a random voice.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A catchy song began to play.

[Silva]

A squash spontaneously appeared.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And was unexpectedly squashed.

[Silva]

Tragically.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And turned into squash sooup.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The sooup tasted nasty. Because nobody likes squash.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This saddened the sooup.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So his sister souup came to cheer him up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She brought him some souuper sauce.

[NameIess]

Then they were both eaten by a ghanderflaffle survivor.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The screams were horrible.

[NameIess]

The ghanderflaffle survivor's screams echoed for miles around as he tasted the awful soup. Never had he tasted soup that was worse than this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But then he realized it was sooup, not soup.

[NameIess]

Which made it even worse. His screams reverberated throughout the 17th shard and cosmere, making even the Fused shudder.

Edited May 27, 2020 by Nameless

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But Ruin reveled in it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For it was he who had created the sooup!

[NameIess]

Odium, Honor, Preservation, and Autonomy all made agreed that Ruin had gone too far this time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they made decided to stop him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Disney decided to make a TV show about the whole thing. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Uncle Brandy was aghast

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he watched it anyways.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So he shouted “SIX!”