The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was his favorite number, see.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt liked number two.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Number two didn’t like him back. 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

It didn't like being number two.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was jealous of #1.

Greetings, person #19581.

[Silva]

#1 was jealous of number two's turnips. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So it snuck over and stole some.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And made some turnip soouup.

[Silva]

It tasted nasty.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

When number two ate it, they had a heart attack from the foul taste.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But became the returned of terrible soup.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Butt decided that he was better off with cabbages.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Number two was heartbroken.

Edited May 27, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Silva]

So number two embarked on an epic journey to find Butt some cabbages.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She started in the carrot patch.

[Silva]

No cabbages were found there.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But she found some wonderful carrots.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Including some that were golden.

[Silva]

And the Carrot of Doom.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which, luckily, had only just been planted.

[Silva]

It hadn't reached maximum potency yet. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant, because number two was moving on to the watermelons.

[Silva]

These were BIG watermelons.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They were also purple

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They'd been crossed with blueberries.