The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Who was number 6164803

[Jaywalk he/him]

That was her test subject number.

[+Doomstick he/him]

FOUR

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ohhhh now I see

She was being tested for...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Arixius.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then someone crashed into the cabbages, much to the dismay of the salesman, as it was the third time that day

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd had enough, and decided to hire protection.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But that couldn’t stop a certain twelve-year-old airbender from destroying it for a fourth time anyways.

[Lunamor she/her]

A playwright approached him for information on the airbender.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

His name was George.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was only four pages away from completing a masterpiece.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he'd lost all his paper.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So he had to rewrite everything on a coppermind.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was cabbage leaf paper

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But then his etching tool got worn down.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was a Ferucabbagist of extreme skill.

Edit: Ninjas attacked the thread.

Edited May 27, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He fought them off with stored Strength.

                

                    └oo┘

      

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

)))

))                └oo┘)))

    ))))

Edited May 28, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Silva]

Then he ran out of Strength.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ninjas wasted no time in making a speedy departure.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

As depicted in the murals.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Built to commemorate the event.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were actually frescos

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“THREE”

If we don’t get to page 1000 tonight, I’m gonna be very disappointed. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this will be the first thread to do it!

Edited May 28, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Of the dryest book on earth.