The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

The Tatertron

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was powered by hashbrowns.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And ridiculous amounts of butter.

Edited May 25, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Silva]

More butter than they could find.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It grew within the machine in specialized butter pods.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were stolen from an abandoned alien ship.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That had crash-landed in the early 3000's.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Due to being hit by a comet.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Made of cheescake.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

The Ultimate Cheesecake with cotton candy topping. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And chocolate sprinkles.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless ate the comet.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The comet wasn’t very happy about that. 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

And decided to pingpong inside Truthless' belly.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It pulled out its paddle and balls.

[Silva]

Truthless wasn't very happy about that.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to regurgitate.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He had been trained by Houdini himself.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He launched his undigested projectile over 731 yards.

[Experience he/him]

Straight up into the air.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In approximately 1.793 nanoseconds.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless pat himself on the back.

[Experience he/him]

And 4.184 Plancks

EDIT: Ninja'd by Truthless.

Edited May 26, 2020 by Experience

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He accidentally dislodged the other comet he'd swallowed earlier.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

As well as some comments.