The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

For that time he broke into the kitchen and ate all of the bacon. 

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered why the His family hadn't paid for dragon security on the His palace. Good thing they were on vacation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered why Nameless was capitalizing his pronouns.

[NameIess]

Pronouns? what pronouns? His is a family name, a noun, not a pronoun. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Angry mobsters broke into Nameless's castle and looted all of Nameless's pronouns.

Meanwhile, a potato droid began to multiply beneath the surface.

Edited May 24, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Jaywalk he/him]

And became a tater tot Dysian Aimian.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It bred many strains of potatoes.

Edited May 24, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Jaywalk he/him]

One strain was purple.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Another was blue.

[Lunamor she/her]

Another was blurple.

[Silva]

Blurple was a hard to describe color.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was similar to lavendigo and perizure.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And the number 72.3814.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And potatoes of that color tended to go volatile at inconvenient moments.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

one moment they're Spuds, then all of a sudden they're French 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They formed the heart of the giant potato mech.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Irish Voltron.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They enable it to...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Do a jig.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

In 3D

[Jaywalk he/him]

With custom folk music.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And speak in a distinctly Irish cadence.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

All of Scotland was furious.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they created their own super-mech.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which was known as...