The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle didn't know much about Elantris as she hadn't read it yet, but was excited anyways.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It is a great read and highly recommended. The plan was filled with great capers and neat costumes and disguises!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But first Kelsier still wanted to recruit the glowing bridgemen.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But then he remembered that he had eaten them a few pages ago. Jasnah and the redhead were still game though. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

They also glowed, so Kelsier set off to recruit them.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt challenged Kelsier to a duel

here you go!

 

Edited February 14, 2019 by DoomStick

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Yes! Good job DoomStick! This'll be interesting...

Kelsier wanted to refuse as he saw Butt beneath him, but his pride wouldn't let him. He shrugged. "Okay."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob cackles evilly. Little do they suspect the buffs that Kelsier has...

[The Technovore he/him]

Specifically his bicep and pectoral buffs, not to mention the glutes.

[BitBitio he/him]

And thighs?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

You know it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Shard of Thought groaned. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid also joined in the groaning.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Not because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier decided that this fight just wasn't worth his time, so he tripped Butt and ran off, chasing after the blue glow. He still hadn't discovered that it was called stormlight. He really had no place on Roshar, but no one was willing to tell him that. 

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But because the handerfle empire was rising.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

... waffles were now being sold for 1/2 off at The Happy Inquisitor! One time offer folks, get 'em while they're hot!

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Shallan gave Kelsier his pants back.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Kel didn't put them on.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He had a spare pair of pants when they fell off earlier. He's wearing those pants at the moment. 

He was grateful. He really loved those pants. 

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Kidpen he/him]

Like, a lot.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He worshipped those pants.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Maybe even a little too much.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He named them Drifter.